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Feb 01
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I’m not concerned about the very poor.
— Mitt Romney (the full quote is less funny)
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Osama bin Laden Dead, General Motors Alive.
— Biden, summing up Obama’s first term
Jan 31
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He got everything he wanted from a completely compliant Congress for two of those three years.
— Mitch McConnell on Obama, apparently without irony
Jan 30
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You’ve heard it from the pundits: ‘Obama is cloistered in the White House.’ ‘He’s aloof.’ ‘He’s in the bubble.’ ‘He’s not connecting.’ … One of my big goals this year was to get out and be among everyday, ordinary Americans — like the men and women of the Alfalfa Club.
— Obama, at the Alfalfa Club
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Jan 27
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I have 80% of inmates that would vote for you.
— Duke Cunningham, to Newt Gingrich
Jan 26
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The purpose of the sequester is to force us to act to avoid the sequester. It’s like a nuclear weapon — it’s totally useless; it can’t be used except to accomplish some other goal than its use. It’s used to deter.
— Carl Levin, waxing philosophical. 
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Jan 25
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I will recover and will return.
— Gabby Giffords
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@SpeakerBoehner Just read some of your tweets and you seem pretty angry kind sir. I can see you on tv but you’re not smiling. Hope you’re ok
— Chad Ochocinco
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It’s one thing to have a Congress that is do-nothing. Another thing is a Congress that stops everything. We can’t function that way.
— Joe Biden
Jan 24
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