January 2012
“I have 80% of inmates that would vote for you.”
– Duke Cunningham, to Newt Gingrich
“The purpose of the sequester is to force us to act to avoid the sequester. It’s...”
– Carl Levin, waxing philosophical.
Editorial: 'The Mayor Is An Idiot' →
Gingrich Wants U.S. Base on the Moon →
FUCK YES MOON BASE
“I will recover and will return.”
– Gabby Giffords
“@SpeakerBoehner Just read some of your tweets and you seem pretty angry kind...”
– Chad Ochocinco
“It’s one thing to have a Congress that is do-nothing. Another thing is a...”
– Joe Biden
Study: District’s White People Walk More, Faster... →
Neat.
POTUS for your Phone →
Obama for America, with one of the best fundraising pitches ever: “President Obama was inspired to sing a bit of Al Green during a recent campaign stop at the Apollo Theater. And now you can have his rendition of “Let’s Stay Together” as a ringtone”
“If your candidate loses in just one step along this path, as was the case when...”
– Sarah Palin, on panties
“I think for Republicans and conservatives all across this country, a question is...”
– Tim Pawlenty, saying what we’re all thinking
“The banks are scared to death, of course, because they think they’re going...”
– Mitt Romney, feeling the pain of struggling homeowners
“Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion? I don’t play poker on the...”
– Barney Frank, on why he’s for decriminalizing marijuana
“Rome is burning, and we need to appoint the best firemen possible to rush in and...”
– Chuck Norris, mixing metaphors in his endorsement of Gingrich
“We’re not choosing a talk-show host. We’re choosing a leader.”
– Romney, on Gingrich
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/rick-santorum-q... →
Revolving Door: From Top Futures Regulator to Top... →
“Iowa has not yet been decided. The idea that Mitt Romney has won Iowa is still...”
– Santorum, not letting go
“I don’t want to be president. I want to be a benign curmudgeon, or king.”
– Alan Simpson, ruminating on offices he might hold
“We just don’t see troubling signs yet of collateral damage [to the economy from...”
– Tim Geithner, speaking in 2006
“The national nightmare continues.”
– Charles Barkley, on Tim Tebow
“If I win South Carolina, I am going to win the nomination.”
– Newt
“First dude went rogue. And I respect him for doing that.”
– Sarah Palin, on husband Todd endorsing Newt. She seemed awfully critical of Romney last night. Also great: her growing love for Ron Paul. Third party dreams?
“Taking meat with us is just something that we do.”
– Senator Jon Tester, on meat
“We didn’t see any black panthers with baseball bats. These were good,...”
– A Fox reporter, on New Hampshire voters
“We urge Ron Paul’s opponents who have been unsuccessfully trying to be the...”
– Ron Paul’s awesome spokesman
“Corrections: Military stability operations are designed to turn potential...”
– The Wall Street Journal, last week.
zac: why is it that all members of LDS look like fucking cult members
me: probably something to do with their membership in a cult
“He’s a Ron Paul supporter, God bless him. It’s a phase.”
– Rick Santorum, actually hilarious, on his nephew endorsing Ron Paul
“I find it amazing the news media continues to say [Romney’s] the most electable...”
– Newt, getting snarky
“I can’t afford things like that, I’m not rich.”
– Newt, on if he’d buy a vacation home in NH like Romney. This is an update from this spring, when he admitted that his wife did have a half-million-dollar credit account at Tiffany’s. “I work very hard. We have a reasonably good income.”
“@JonHuntsman we found your one Iowa voter, he’s in Linn precinct 5 you...”
– A newly-unemployed staffer writing for @RonPaul on the tweeter, before being deleted
“2 percent”
– The number of voters who believe Romney’s real first name is Mittens. So good.
the man who said gays are barbarians →
reacts to michele bachmann revealing he spent the day before the caucus buying “doggie sunglasses” in the gayest manner imaginable
“I’m looking forward to the day when we can say, ‘We’re all...”
– Ron Paul, on Nixon leaving the gold standard with the statement that “we are all Keynesians now.”
“I am not a politician.”
– Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, on running for president
Duggar Family Stumps for Rick Santorum in Iowa →
December 2011
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