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“If you’re willing to work, you can find a job.”
— Mike Ditka, not understanding...

Oct 31st

“An American hero, a great citizen of Ohio and my role model.”
— John McCain, showing how far...

Oct 31st

“A carpet bagger from Virginia is going to represent a...”
— John Murtha, still talking

Oct 30th

“We need money immediately”
— Rep. John Murtha’s...

Oct 30th

“It needed a car chase.”
— GOP strategist Mike Murphy, on...

Oct 30th

“That’s going to be printed on every page of the...”
— Sarah Palin at a rally. Who...

Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

“That’s like scoring a baseball game on hits rather...”
— David Plouffe, on evaluating...

Oct 30th

“I didn’t think there was anything left to pave in New...”
— House Transportation and...

Oct 29th

“I’m sorry to see my opponent sink so low. By the end...”
— Barack Obama, being fucking...

Oct 29th

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there goes north carolina

Oct 29th

“The world’s most oil-rich nations are also the most...”
— Sarah Palin, on Alaska.

Oct 29th

“When you take a lurch to the left you end up in a...”
— Congressman Steve King (IA-5),...

Oct 29th

“Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and...”
— Victoria Jackson, a former SNL...

Oct 29th

Conservatives plan secret post-election...

Oct 29th

“She could be in a position to be popular among an...”
— Former Bush strategiest...

Oct 29th

Campbell Brown: So are you going to run for governor?
Charles Barkley: I plan on it in 2014.
Brown: You are serious.
Barkley: I am, I can’t screw up Alabama.
Brown: There is no place to go but up in your view?
Barkley: We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren’t going anywhere.

Oct 28th

“This is a trumped-up charge. … I can remember Richard...”
— Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska,...

Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

Social conservatives fight for control of...

Oct 28th

“My Democratic parents felt if I was going to rebel, it was...”
— Ari Fleischer, selling McCain...

Oct 28th

Skinheads In Obama Assassination Plot

Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

“If he ran as a communist, I would still vote for Virgil...”
— Republican state Del. Danny...

Oct 27th

Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, was convicted this afternoon on all seven charges that he lied on...

Oct 27th

New Closeted Gay Target: Senator Mitch...

Oct 27th

Oct 27th

Byrd praised Biden as “no child of privilege”...

Oct 27th

“I told you folks are having trouble making their electricity...”
— Barack Obama, after being...

Oct 27th

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During a recent radio interview, Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL) tested her skills on the...

Oct 27th

i detest her but she is admittedly still hot

Oct 27th

“Well it has to be safe, environment, blah, blah blah.”
— McCain, summing up...

Oct 27th

sorry for the lack of updates kids. ive been on the road....

Oct 27th

lollercaust: McCain volunteer made up robbery...

Oct 25th

“Anybody have a plunger?”
— A reporter covering...

Oct 23rd

Jesus

First Read: “The University of Wisconsin’s Big Ten Battleground polls have Obama up 10 points...

Oct 23rd

“They need to look at how Bob Dole finished out his campaign...”
— “One of the most senior...

Oct 23rd

“I always wanted a son named Zamboni.”
— Guess who. What’s scary...

Oct 22nd

For what it's worth

There’s been a lot of chatter lately making fun of Sarah Palin for saying she could run the...

Oct 22nd

Amazing Pew favorability/unfavorability...

B. Obama 66%/28% J. Biden 55 /35 J. McCain 51 /44 S. Palin 42 /48

Oct 22nd

David Sedaris on undecided voters

Oct 22nd

Mark Salter on the Press and John McCain

Oct 22nd

Via Drudge: 'Landslide Like Reagan'

Oct 22nd

“al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections...”
— al-Qaida, endorsing

Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

If They're Too Big To Fail, They're Too Big...

Oct 22nd

zombie mccain via randomonium

Oct 21st

Oct 21st

“Democracy and capitalism are the two great pillars of the...”
— Tory London Mayor Boris...

Oct 21st

via think4yourself

Oct 21st

Party Like It's 1964

Oct 21st

“I’m the one person that you can look to and say,...”
— Cindy McCain

Oct 21st

Socialists Upset By Obama Comparison

Oct 20th

“Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question. I was...”
— John Kerry, not botching the...

Oct 20th

“It’s getting so bad that even Senator McCain’s...”
— Barack Obama

Oct 20th

“Gird your loins.”
— Joe Biden

Oct 20th

A sign in Donald Seedorf’s yard at 2963 N. Center...

Oct 20th

“Now is no time to experiment with socialism.”
— Sarah Palin, on the Bush...

Oct 20th

Hotline Wake Up Call

Over the weekend, Obama scored endorsements from the Akron Beacon Journal, Atlanta...

Oct 20th

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Oct 19th

http://brokershandsontheirfacesblog.tumblr.com...

Oct 19th

“I think he is a transformational figure.”
— Colin Powell, the other big...

Oct 19th

“$150 million”
— There are no words for how...

Oct 19th

“At least in Europe, the Socialist leaders who so admire my...”
— John McCain, calling Obama...

Oct 18th

McCain says: "Barack Obama: All Talk on Equal...

Oct 18th

“It’s kind of fucking stupid, isn’t it? You’re in the fight...”
— UFC President Dana White, on...

Oct 18th

“He lines them up and shoots them down. He interrupts, talks...”
— Ebert, on Religulous, which is...

Oct 18th

“One might feel sorry for George W. at the end of this film,...”
— Ebert ably summing up...

Oct 18th

“I wish the American media would take a great look at the...”
— Congresswoman Michele...

Oct 18th

“You’re asking me over a lifetime?”
— Congressman Tim Mahoney, on...

Oct 17th

“Americans ought to be able to ask Senator Obama tough...”
— John McCain, on how the Obama...

Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

“Don’t underestimate the capacity of Democrats to...”
— Barack Obama, at a rally last...

Oct 17th

'Joe the Plumber' Has No License -- and No...

Oct 16th

this is so amazing The October newsletter by the Chaffey...

Oct 16th

“Joe the Plumber will now have a book deal, so I don’t...”
— MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski,...

Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

“So he’s going to do that now (raise taxes) for people...”
— Joe the plumber, apparently a...

Oct 16th

the real joe the plumber story (worth noting)

Oct 16th

Oct 16th

“Senator Government”
— line of the night, a...

Oct 16th

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Oct 15th

http://palinaspresident.com/

Oct 15th

Speaking at an “Africa Rising” celebration in...

Oct 15th

yep. squirrels. get it? acorn. fuck i hate republicans

Oct 15th

awesome

Oct 15th

i never get tired of this (it’s bristol palin and...

Oct 15th

“She’s right! Who is Barack Obama? All we know about...”
— Steven Colbert, on Palin....

Oct 15th

Waterboarding Endorsed In Secret Memos

Oct 15th

“It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create...”
— Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter...

Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

“I admire you so much. I really don’t even know what to ask.”
— Rush Limbaugh, to Sarah Palin

Oct 15th

The Economic Crisis Hits the Markson Family...

Oct 14th

Brooks on the GOP and Intellectualism

Oct 14th

Sorry, Dad, I Was Sacked

Oct 14th

stolen from everywhere

Oct 14th

“Perhaps never before in history have the American people...”
— John McCain, on Obama

Oct 14th

“One guy’s fighting for you and the other guy’s fighting mad.”
— Biden, on the state of the...

Oct 14th

Oct 14th

me: my fish is named trig
Andrew: is it new
me: yeah at my desk
Andrew: does it swim retardedly
me: the heater was busted so it was super slow swimming and curled up and looked gimpy
and i was really worried about it and it had special needs
so my coworker was like name it trig
Andrew: nice
me: and somehow it lived
Zac: trig
miracle
me: it is
my special needs fish
Zac: you are a champion of special needs fish on the hill
me: hahahahah

Oct 14th

“You know, I think the evangelical lady who’s in a...”
— Bill Maher

Oct 14th

A Riveting Speaker, Waving the Flag

Oct 14th

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Oct 14th

Dustin: so i think i read that todd pallin is going to be in moorhead
me: really
wow i bet he is a barn burner
Dustin: yup they are sending him to theif river falls bemidji and moorhead
me: hahahaha jesus
that is a butthole of the universe tour
Dustin: duluth and grand rapids
me: im surprised they even know where these places are

Oct 14th

“When I take the phone after President George Bush, I...

Oct 14th

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madia is running for ramstead’s seat (swing district in minn) and may have a chance....

Oct 14th

Oct 14th

it wont last

Oct 14th

“I won’t pretend this will be easy or come without...”
— Obama, lowering expectations

Oct 13th

The Case for Gates

Oct 13th

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Oct 13th

The Bradley Effect – Selective Memory

Oct 13th

“Sen. Obama is measuring the drapes, and planning with...”
— Senator McCain’s new...

Oct 13th

“Where was John McCain when George Wallace was spreading his...”
— Rick Davis, on FIVE AND A HALF...

Oct 13th

“The one day I come home to clean cieling fans and look like...”
— OH resident Sue Sekel, who was...

Oct 13th

at least great hats will make a comeback in the breadlines

Oct 12th

“George Wallace never threw a bomb. He never fired a gun, but...”
— John Lewis, one of the...

Oct 12th

Zac: I am making italian bread from scratch
I don't know how I feel about putting egg on dough
Sent at 630 PM on Saturday
Zac: i'm never buying bread from the baker again
this is the future
i need a garden
hahaha
Sent at 709 PM on Saturday

Oct 11th

“Every child is beautiful before God and dear to him for...”
— Sarah Palin, being crazy

Oct 11th

Troopergate report: Palin abused power

Oct 11th

“Bomb Obama!”
— An audience member at a debate...

Oct 10th

Sorry, Dad, I'm Voting for Obama

Oct 10th

Oct 10th

Jon Stewart

[on screen: Obama camp representative, to FNC anchor: ‘I’m guessing you guys don’t...

Oct 10th

“It’s easy to rile up a crowd by stoking anger and...”
— Obama, on McCain inciting...

Oct 10th

“Could I just say, the gentleman is right.”
— John McCain, on an audience...

Oct 10th

“Well Senator, I actually did. I like to think of myself as a...”
— The guy John McCain said had...

Oct 10th

if youre not getting it, look at piper’s gesture...

Oct 10th

“Well, I don’t think we can afford that kind of erratic...”
— Obama, on McCain having three...

Oct 9th

Vote on Iowa's constitution wording

Oct 9th

“One of my staff members had noted someone called me a...”
— KY-01 candidate Heather Ryan...

Oct 9th

“He wasn’t willing to say it to my face.”
— Obama, taunting McCain. This...

Oct 9th

Oct 9th

“Across this country this is the agenda I have set before my...”
— John McCain, calling himself...

Oct 8th

“Off with his head!”
— Some lunatic at a McCain...

Oct 8th

“That one.”
— John McCain, clearly not being...

Oct 8th

Oct 8th

“What this horrible McCain/Palin campaign is doing is...”
— The Daily Dish | By Andrew...

Oct 7th

owned

Oct 7th

yeah right

Oct 7th

Post Turtle

think4yourself: While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was...

Oct 6th

“It’s a dangerous road, but we have no choice. If we...”
— Another off-the-record McCain...

Oct 6th

Keating Economics

Oct 6th

“Look, is this guy, Laden, really the bad guy that’s...”
— John McCain,...

Oct 5th

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Oct 5th

Oct 5th

“There’s no question that we have to change the subject...”
— A “Republican...

Oct 5th

think4yourself: I think this graph speaks for itself via...

Oct 4th

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Oct 3rd

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“Who?”
— Rep. Pete Hoekstra, asked...

Oct 3rd

“He’s got both a first-class intellect and a...”
— Conservative bastion Charles...

Oct 3rd

Oct 3rd

“Really?! I will get to work on that.”
— Rachel Maddow, on what she...

Oct 3rd

Oct 3rd

The Obama channel

Oct 3rd

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Oct 3rd

“Ohio, Virgina, Florida, Missouri, Indiana, and North...”
— The states the McCain camp...

Oct 3rd

Sarah Palin's Facebook page

Oct 2nd

delusional

To explain its decision to pull back from Michigan, a source close to the McCain campaign emails...

Oct 2nd

september madness

Oct 1st

“Obama’s answers are better.”
— Bill Clinton,...

Oct 1st

“I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past.”
— McCain, asked if he...

Oct 1st

“I think that is a professional, and I think she will do a...”
— John McCain, on how Gwen Ifill...

Oct 1st

And right after I get off the line with...

“The Senate is seeing an issue with voicemail, reportedly due to an inundation of phone...

Oct 1st

[on screen: McCain blaming Obama for infusing 'unnecessary partisanship' into the process. He then said it was 'not the time to fix the blame'].
Jon Stewart: Now is not the time to fix the blame. You should mention that to your previous sentence.

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

Head of Skate: Sarah Palin as a Disney Movie

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

Katie Couric: "When it comes to establishing your worldview, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?
Sarah Palin: I read most of them, again, with a great appreciation for the press, for the media...
Couric: But, like, what one specifically, I'm curious, that you...
Palin: All of them. Any of them that have been in front of me over all these years. I have a...
Couric: Can you name a few?
Palin: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news, too. Alaska isn't a foreign country where it's kind of suggested, it seems like, 'Wow, how could you keep in touch with the rest of Washington DC, maybe thinking and doing when you live up there in Alaska?' Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America.

Oct 1st