hahahaahaha
Dec 1st
Drudge: 'Passé Comitatus Act...'
Dec 1st
“They share my pragmatism about the use of power, and my...”
— Barack Obama, on his national...
— Barack Obama, on his national...
Dec 1st
Pardon Me
Dec 1st
“It’s ridiculous that the hooker should even address...”
— Ex-madam Heidi Fleiss,...
— Ex-madam Heidi Fleiss,...
Dec 1st
Joe the Plumber
Dec 1st
“There will be questions raised.”
— Sen. Dick Lugar (R-IN), Obama...
— Sen. Dick Lugar (R-IN), Obama...
Dec 1st
The Last Recount
Matt Taibbi on the on the Franken/Coleman recount in Minnesota (via randomonium)
Dec 1st
Obama buys time for own Defense team with...
Dec 1st
A Penny for My Thoughts?
Dec 1st
Nov 29th
“We stand with the people of India, whose democracy will...”
— A spokesman for Barack Obama....
— A spokesman for Barack Obama....
Nov 27th
me: half of nd's traffic deaths involve impaired drivers, awesome
Zac: that's probably why car sales are still doing ok
Zac: that's probably why car sales are still doing ok
Nov 26th
Clinton at Secretary of State Is...
Nov 25th
“You can’t be half pregnant on this issue.”
— Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), vowing...
— Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), vowing...
Nov 25th
“The most dangerous president the country has ever had.”
— Random House moran Trent...
— Random House moran Trent...
Nov 25th
“I don’t think there is any question that we have a...”
— Barack Obama, being awesome
— Barack Obama, being awesome
Nov 25th
“Candied carrots.”
— Larry Craig, on the...
— Larry Craig, on the...
Nov 25th
You Have To See This Shit
Nov 25th
“Some…have always wondered what it would be like to...”
— Fareed Zakaria, summing it up....
— Fareed Zakaria, summing it up....
Nov 25th
Watch
Nov 24th
Zac: this church sex thing
i hope it leads to lots of unwanted pregnancies
me: hahaha followed by abortions
i just hate everyone involved in it
evangelical church, first off
and then the chicks who are like oh my marrige was on the rocks after johnny cheated on me 3 weeks after we got married, but now that i let him hump me for 7 days its great
its like jesus you igonrant slut
Zac: i love how "jesus you ignorant slut" fits the theme here.
it's got everything. jesus, ignorance, slutting. IT'S ALL THERE.
i hope it leads to lots of unwanted pregnancies
me: hahaha followed by abortions
i just hate everyone involved in it
evangelical church, first off
and then the chicks who are like oh my marrige was on the rocks after johnny cheated on me 3 weeks after we got married, but now that i let him hump me for 7 days its great
its like jesus you igonrant slut
Zac: i love how "jesus you ignorant slut" fits the theme here.
it's got everything. jesus, ignorance, slutting. IT'S ALL THERE.
Nov 24th
“It can’t swing any further to the left.”
— North Carolina GOP political...
— North Carolina GOP political...
Nov 24th
me: http://www.wnd.com/images/gam/081024--768-RememberThisHeavyMeal.gif
jesus world net daliy
i love that people get their news from sitse that sell shit like this
http: //www.cleanserx.com/images/diagram.jpg
here you can see what your colon looks like when your lungs are filled with sandwiches
jesus world net daliy
i love that people get their news from sitse that sell shit like this
http: //www.cleanserx.com/images/diagram.jpg
here you can see what your colon looks like when your lungs are filled with sandwiches
Nov 24th
Protest Vote
Nov 24th
“El cambio.”
— President Bush, asked by a...
— President Bush, asked by a...
Nov 24th
“If the new administration takes us left and it works, then...”
— Some dude from Pew Research,...
— Some dude from Pew Research,...
Nov 24th
“An interreligious dialogue in the strict sense of the word...”
— The Pope, being an asshole
— The Pope, being an asshole
Nov 24th
Watch
Nov 23rd
“No one is frustrated, no one is anguished.”
— David Axelrod, on cabinent...
— David Axelrod, on cabinent...
Nov 23rd
“4”
— The number of people Secretary...
— The number of people Secretary...
Nov 22nd
“It is time to act. As the next president of the United...”
— Barack Obama in a radio...
— Barack Obama in a radio...
Nov 22nd
“Are you more knowledgeable than the average citizen?”
— Quiz via think4yourself. The...
— Quiz via think4yourself. The...
Nov 22nd
“I got the corned beef.”
— Obama, “asked about a...
— Obama, “asked about a...
Nov 21st
So Much For Rove's Permanent Majority,...
In October, the GOP’s favorable/unfavorable was 40%/53%. Now it’s fav. 34% / unfav....
Nov 21st
Zac: lets talk about the spacewalk and how two days ago astronauts lost $100k worth of tools
me: space walks are hard
that is pretty gg though
Zac: i'm sure they are, but you'd think they'd tie down their tool bag to something
me: hahaha given that it's space and all
Zac: Stefanyshyn-Piper’s tool bag slipped away Tuesday after one of the grease guns inside exploded and got bits of the dark gray stuff everywhere. She later owned up to making a mistake by not checking to make sure the bag was secured.
women in space
of course it was the woman
hahaha
me: hahaha no doubt
me: space walks are hard
that is pretty gg though
Zac: i'm sure they are, but you'd think they'd tie down their tool bag to something
me: hahaha given that it's space and all
Zac: Stefanyshyn-Piper’s tool bag slipped away Tuesday after one of the grease guns inside exploded and got bits of the dark gray stuff everywhere. She later owned up to making a mistake by not checking to make sure the bag was secured.
women in space
of course it was the woman
hahaha
me: hahaha no doubt
Nov 21st
Watch
TPM: “This video has that Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker movie motif, of a seemingly serious...
Nov 21st
Nov 20th
U.S., NYPD Clash on Wiretap Requests
Nov 20th
“And I said, oh, my, Ted’s got an airport. That’s...”
— The gift that keeps giving,...
— The gift that keeps giving,...
Nov 20th
gawker via dustin
Nov 20th
So Much For Rove's Permanent Majority
Fav/Unfav Dem Party 55%/39% The GOP 34 /61
Nov 20th
“Byrd balling like a girl, Reid and McConnell lavishing...”
— An anonymous poster on The...
— An anonymous poster on The...
Nov 20th
the auditor ruled this an overvote. franken challenged. the...
Nov 20th
Kerry poised to lead panel that thrust him to...
Nov 20th
(via bullshit)
Nov 20th
Admirals, generals: Repeal 'don't ask, don't...
Nov 19th
“House negro”
— Al Qaeda second-in-command...
— Al Qaeda second-in-command...
Nov 19th
what do you know, alaska isnt totally crazy after all
Nov 19th
Nov 18th
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Holder
atty gen
Nishad: black man appointing all his firends
you see this happen in rap videos
atty gen
Nishad: black man appointing all his firends
you see this happen in rap videos
Nov 18th
“Joe Lieberman is a Democrat, he’s part of this caucus.”
— Harry Reid, throwing the left...
— Harry Reid, throwing the left...
Nov 18th
“For the first time in decades, we are a true national...”
— House Majority Leader Steny...
— House Majority Leader Steny...
Nov 18th
“It’s like knocking on the door twice and never taking...”
— Mike Huckabee, on the Clinton...
— Mike Huckabee, on the Clinton...
Nov 18th
From Pickin’ Cotton to Pickin’ Presidents
Nov 17th
the photo on the left from CQ, via dustin who added the...
Nov 17th
(via beepbopboop)
Nov 17th
Spam Turns Serious and Hormel Turns Out More
Nov 17th
“They will be cheerfully ignored.”
— Grover Norquist, on calls for...
— Grover Norquist, on calls for...
Nov 17th
“Ronald Reagan was president a long time ago.”
— Tim Pawlenty, on moving on....
— Tim Pawlenty, on moving on....
Nov 17th
“BAM-A-LOT!”
— The New York Post, on Obama....
— The New York Post, on Obama....
Nov 17th
“It’s a little girl car.”
— Natasha Brown, who owns...
— Natasha Brown, who owns...
Nov 17th
GOP senator: McCain betrayed Republican...
Nov 15th
Recessionproof: The Economic Summit Dinner...
Nov 15th
“It was really exciting. It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our...”
— Lindsay Lohan, on Obama’s...
— Lindsay Lohan, on Obama’s...
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me...”
— Sarah Palin. “And if...
— Sarah Palin. “And if...
Nov 11th
Palin Polling
Nov 11th
fetzer: I hope obama only has two huge balls
me: hahahaha
big, black (tie) balls
fetzer: since they'll be the first dem balls in a while, they'll be blue balls
me: oh good point
me: hahahaha
big, black (tie) balls
fetzer: since they'll be the first dem balls in a while, they'll be blue balls
me: oh good point
Nov 10th
Pentagon board tells Obama to slash weapons...
Nov 10th
Terry McAuliffe Signs Papers For VA Gov Bid
Nov 10th
“Those guys are jerks.”
— Sarah Palin, on people talking...
— Sarah Palin, on people talking...
Nov 10th
Obama campaign postmortem by Ryan Lizza
Nov 10th
We Blew It
Nov 9th
Keep Your Euphoria to Yourself, Soldier
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
Breaking News: Obama wins electoral vote in...
Nov 7th
“If we reported it, it’s true, my friend.”
— Howard Fineman, responding to...
— Howard Fineman, responding to...
Nov 7th
“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts, like me.”
— Barack Obama, being super...
— Barack Obama, being super...
Nov 7th
I Sort Of Told You So
As we wait for the AP to declare Missouri and NE-02, I can say that I got, at worst, all but 12...
Nov 6th
“I am pleased to announce that my good friend, Congressman...”
— Barack Obama, on his...
— Barack Obama, on his...
Nov 6th
“The country must be governed from the middle.”
— Nancy Pelosi
— Nancy Pelosi
Nov 5th
“I like the way you hate.”
— Chris Matthews, to Tom DeLay
— Chris Matthews, to Tom DeLay
Nov 5th
Brokaw: “40 years ago, I was in Grant Park when the...
Nov 5th
“Every American ought to celebrate tonight.”
— Karl Rove
— Karl Rove
Nov 5th
“Politics had become so exclusionary, and he invited everyone...”
— Tom Brokaw
— Tom Brokaw
Nov 5th
“What an awesome night for you.”
— George W. Bush, hopeless to...
— George W. Bush, hopeless to...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
me: Voters are reporting major obstacles to casting their ballot in polling locations across Virginia and Pennsylvania, which could disenfranchise thousands of voters in each state.
Zac: of course
me: you would think that in the worlds biggest, oldest, and most powerful democracy we could get this shit figured out just once
JUST ONE FUCKNIG TIME
Zac: this shit. every time.
me: so fucking disgusting
Zac: of course
me: you would think that in the worlds biggest, oldest, and most powerful democracy we could get this shit figured out just once
JUST ONE FUCKNIG TIME
Zac: this shit. every time.
me: so fucking disgusting
Nov 4th
me: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5082040.ece
fetzer: i was just going to slaughter a goat, but a bull is taking it too far!
me: haha
fetzer: if obama loses, i'm going to burn a goat
and flip over a bull
me: hahahaha
fetzer: you know, this obama family slaughter fest actually sounds kinda delicious
me: doesnt it?
fetzer: i was just going to slaughter a goat, but a bull is taking it too far!
me: haha
fetzer: if obama loses, i'm going to burn a goat
and flip over a bull
me: hahahaha
fetzer: you know, this obama family slaughter fest actually sounds kinda delicious
me: doesnt it?
Nov 4th
“Very tough. Very smart. Thin ties. … Well-turned-out...”
— Chris Matthews, on what an...
— Chris Matthews, on what an...
Nov 4th
“Democrats: If you want to win this election, you are three...”
— Joe Scarbourough, on turnout....
— Joe Scarbourough, on turnout....
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
“I think we are at the start of a significant liberal moment....”
— Conservative commentator Peggy...
— Conservative commentator Peggy...
Nov 4th
Google Map Election Results
Nov 4th
What to Expect Tomorrow
Because I like to be able to say told you so: Tomorrow’s election will be called, at the...
Nov 4th
“Having said that, brothers should pull up their pants.”
— Obama, following comments that...
— Obama, following comments that...
Nov 4th
“Fat little bastard.”
— Some Marine, on John Murtha
— Some Marine, on John Murtha
Nov 3rd
“You’ve never seen Dick Cheney delighted before. But he...”
— Barack Obama, on...
— Barack Obama, on...
Nov 3rd
me: rick davis - "mccain may be the greatest closer of all time"
Zac: wrong. joe nathan.
me: haha
he did say closer politician
Zac: ah
still probably joe nathan
me: hahahahaa
Zac: wrong. joe nathan.
me: haha
he did say closer politician
Zac: ah
still probably joe nathan
me: hahahahaa
Nov 3rd
Stand Up and Fight
Between McCain’s appearance on SNL last night and his stumping today, it’s clear that...
Nov 2nd
Affleck as Olbermann -- You HAVE to watch...
Nov 2nd
me: obama muslim
tell the truth
Andrew: muslin
me: beware the great satin
Andrew: shit
me: haha
tell the truth
Andrew: muslin
me: beware the great satin
Andrew: shit
me: haha
Nov 2nd
“The election’s on Friday!!”
— Pat Buchanan, laughing, asked...
— Pat Buchanan, laughing, asked...
Nov 1st
ashley todd
Nov 1st
“Do you think John McCain and Dick Cheney have been talking...”
— Barack Obama, on Dick Cheney...
— Barack Obama, on Dick Cheney...
Nov 1st
(via beepbopboop)
Nov 1st
“Jesus was a shitty economist.”
— A poster on the anonymous...
— A poster on the anonymous...
Nov 1st
Some Republicans Lukewarm On A McCain Victory
Nov 1st
“Chicken shit.”
— House Minority Leader John...
— House Minority Leader John...
Nov 1st
“Because it rhymes.”
— Palin supporters, on their...
— Palin supporters, on their...
Nov 1st
Watch
Dole, doubling down on her “athiest” attack. Hagan had this great response to...
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
“Even at McDonalds you’re interviewed three times...”
— Ken Duberstein, Ronald...
— Ken Duberstein, Ronald...
Nov 1st