“I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of...”
— The tragicomic Alberto...
— The tragicomic Alberto...
Dec 31st
“Fuck Saddam. We’re taking him out.”
— George W. Bush, to several...
— George W. Bush, to several...
Dec 30th
Vanity Fair: Farewell to All That: An Oral History of the...
Dec 30th
“Better than your bowling.”
— Some lady, on Obama’s...
— Some lady, on Obama’s...
Dec 30th
via randomonium:
Even though I voted for Obama and supported him throughout the primaries, I’m...
Dec 30th
Tripp Easton Mitchell (Palin) Johnston
Dec 30th
State of Denial
Dec 29th
“Obama’s attempts to escape the press may become an...”
— Some bitch at MSNBC crying a...
— Some bitch at MSNBC crying a...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Liberalism On The March
Dec 29th
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
Dec 27th
The Whisperers
Dec 26th
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dec 25th
“We’re bacon people.”
— Michelle Obama, on bacon (via...
— Michelle Obama, on bacon (via...
Dec 24th
Back To Where It All Began
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
“President-elect Barack Obama will take the oath of office...”
— Inauguration Press Release
— Inauguration Press Release
Dec 23rd
“Rembrandt was a great artist. His brother Murray, on the...”
— Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) on...
— Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) on...
Dec 22nd
Watch
thx Andrew
Dec 22nd
“If he wants to diminish the office of vice president,...”
— Dick Cheney, on Biden’s...
— Dick Cheney, on Biden’s...
Dec 21st
Top Bush officials could face legal jeopardy
Dec 21st
The "Detroit's A Loser" Myth
Dec 20th
FWD: LOOK AT THIS AMAZING PREMONITION
Dec 20th
“Because membership in a church is an outgrowth of accepting...”
— Rick Warren, hatin’ in...
— Rick Warren, hatin’ in...
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
13% of Americans Should Be Shot
Which Single Story Did You Follow Most Closely? Debate over bailout of auto cos 24% Condition of...
Dec 19th
Reassuring: 'Inauguration planners perplexed...
Dec 19th
“Thank you for counting my vote!”
— Written on a MN ballot cast...
— Written on a MN ballot cast...
Dec 19th
Levi Johnston's mother hit with drug charges
Dec 19th
Area Woman Becomes Republican Vice...
Dec 19th
Guruchild: i hate those ricer hs kidsthat think they're cool fucking powering out this 4 banger from the 90s
and as they tear off you see all this black and blue smoke pouring out their exhaust
thats like if you see a hot chick across the room then you walk up and realize she isnt sitting
shes handicapped
gg
and as they tear off you see all this black and blue smoke pouring out their exhaust
thats like if you see a hot chick across the room then you walk up and realize she isnt sitting
shes handicapped
gg
Dec 19th
NYT To Become First to Put 'Opinions' on the...
Dec 18th
me: what should i do for new years
Zac: party on mlk and malcolm x
just you and a 40
and I guess some popeyes
me: lucky
its there on the corner
Zac: i know, you showed me on google maps one time
liquor store and a popeyes
and I think a pawn shop if I'm not mistaken
me: what a nightmare
Zac: what should be on that corner is a boot store
and a boot strap store
and a fitness center
and a popeyes
me: hahahahahha
Zac: party on mlk and malcolm x
just you and a 40
and I guess some popeyes
me: lucky
its there on the corner
Zac: i know, you showed me on google maps one time
liquor store and a popeyes
and I think a pawn shop if I'm not mistaken
me: what a nightmare
Zac: what should be on that corner is a boot store
and a boot strap store
and a fitness center
and a popeyes
me: hahahahahha
Dec 18th
“Didn’t do a very good job of it.”
— George W. Bush, on changing...
— George W. Bush, on changing...
Dec 18th
me: Senator,
I hope someone is held accountable for this waste of equipment and poor planning? Need I say more?
Respectfully,
[Constituent]
me: yes, you do, because i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about
Miguel: actually he doesnt
your boss knows exactly what hes talking about
me: like serouisly, what do i do with this
Miguel: prob throw it in the 500 dollar recycling bin you have in the copy room
me: hahahaha
I hope someone is held accountable for this waste of equipment and poor planning? Need I say more?
Respectfully,
[Constituent]
me: yes, you do, because i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about
Miguel: actually he doesnt
your boss knows exactly what hes talking about
me: like serouisly, what do i do with this
Miguel: prob throw it in the 500 dollar recycling bin you have in the copy room
me: hahahaha
Dec 18th
“I am a fierce advocate for equality for gay and lesbian...”
— Barack Obama, defending...
— Barack Obama, defending...
Dec 18th
Do You Think The U.S. Is In A Long-Term Economic Decline, Or Is Its Economic System Basically Pretty...
Dec 17th
me: On this score, Ezra Klein points out one potential problem with the Vilsack appointment: He's from a state heavily dependent on corn subsidies.
Dustin: is it better or worse than the southerner who peed in a cup and is dependent on the subsidies that actually pay out instead of corn subsidies that are counter cyclical and haven't paid out for years
me: ethanol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 no food for fuel
Dustin: funny how gas and corn prices have drop but food prices have jumped and the packages have gotten smaller. I hate the GMA
me: i read an interesting thing about how assholes in europe demadning OMG NO FRANKENFOOD!! are destroying africa because they wont grow gm food there on acount of europe, or something
Dustin: isn't all food pretty much geneticly modified at this point
me: yould think so. also, dogs -- no longer wolves! FRANKENDOGS.
Dustin: pugles, chugs -- ITS UNNATURAL
me: hahahaha
Dustin: is it better or worse than the southerner who peed in a cup and is dependent on the subsidies that actually pay out instead of corn subsidies that are counter cyclical and haven't paid out for years
me: ethanol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 no food for fuel
Dustin: funny how gas and corn prices have drop but food prices have jumped and the packages have gotten smaller. I hate the GMA
me: i read an interesting thing about how assholes in europe demadning OMG NO FRANKENFOOD!! are destroying africa because they wont grow gm food there on acount of europe, or something
Dustin: isn't all food pretty much geneticly modified at this point
me: yould think so. also, dogs -- no longer wolves! FRANKENDOGS.
Dustin: pugles, chugs -- ITS UNNATURAL
me: hahahaha
Dec 17th
SPACE!: Tough Decision Looms on Space...
Dec 17th
Barack Obama, playing it cool. From Time, via Fetzer.
Dec 17th
“I was group C, so I had a middle seat.”
— Sen. John McCain (R-AZ),...
— Sen. John McCain (R-AZ),...
Dec 17th
Oval Office Interior Photos | Home Design Ideas (via...
Dec 17th
“It sucks. I used to be governor of New York.”
— Eilot Spitzer, asked about his...
— Eilot Spitzer, asked about his...
Dec 16th
WH press sec. Dana Perino referred to the...
Dec 16th
“If they do their business, and you’ve got some...
Dec 16th
“I think we are putting together the best basketball-playing...”
— President-elect Obama after...
— President-elect Obama after...
Dec 16th
via carla
Dec 16th
“I still think we’re a right-of-center country.”
— George W. Bush, still not...
— George W. Bush, still not...
Dec 16th
Watch
i dont see who they’re appealing to with this anti-union stuff. i hate unions as much as the...
Dec 16th
The Lunatic Fringe
GOPers In Congress Job Approval Approve 25% Disapprove 69 Bush As POTUS Approve 29%...
Dec 16th
“I was aware of the program, certainly, and involved in...”
— The Vice President of the...
— The Vice President of the...
Dec 16th
seriously
Dec 16th
Obama to tackle foreign, domestic matters
Dec 16th
The End
Dec 16th
me: http://www.usnews.com/dbimages/master/8466/FE_AL_081215whispers2.jpg
jesus
it looks like he's in schindler's list
jesus
it looks like he's in schindler's list
Dec 15th
I See Sunshine On A Cloudy Day
Do You Think Obama Will Be ___ POTUS? - All Dem GOP Ind One of the greatest ...
Dec 15th
“My friend, if you think we’re going to spend a billion...”
— Donald Rumsfeld to Jay Garner...
— Donald Rumsfeld to Jay Garner...
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
“I’m one of the wealthiest, gayest and youngest.”
— Rep.-elect Jared Polis (D-CO),...
— Rep.-elect Jared Polis (D-CO),...
Dec 15th
A fire at Sarah Palin’s church on Friday caused an...
Dec 15th
via superpoop
Dec 15th
Watch
epic
Dec 15th
Not that there's anything wrong with...
Zac: i kinda want to unfollow mitch and kim on tumblrthey post like 900 pictures of chairs a day
me: hahaha
of chairs
Zac: the other thing is they constantly reblog each other
me: i dont know where or why
they find these pictures of houses and shit
all day
Zac: good fucking question
kim was like you never reblog me. and I said because she never sources anything.
me: well and because her shit is all just fucking random
some of it is cool but its pretty wtf
Zac: it's definately no sadguysontradingfloors
me: lol
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
“Can we continue to listen to Rush Limbaugh?”
— Colin Powell, on the...
— Colin Powell, on the...
Dec 12th
Lessons of the Campaign
Dec 12th
me: penisland.net
Andrew: is this sfw
me: yes
Andrew: haha its .net
I went onto a coworkers computer when he wasn't there
and went to penisland.com
it is not the same thing
me: hahahahahah
Andrew: is this sfw
me: yes
Andrew: haha its .net
I went onto a coworkers computer when he wasn't there
and went to penisland.com
it is not the same thing
me: hahahahahah
Dec 11th
“We’re done in two months.”
— A White House official, on why...
— A White House official, on why...
Dec 11th
“We’re going to have riots.”
— Sen. Jim DeMint (Retard-SC),...
— Sen. Jim DeMint (Retard-SC),...
Dec 11th
“Hey you’re the Nirvana baby, right? Well just come and...”
— The Nirvana baby, on what...
— The Nirvana baby, on what...
Dec 11th
SPACE! fail
Dec 11th
Downright Amazing NBC/WSJ Poll Numbers
First Read: “Obama’s fav/unfav rating is 67%-16%. By comparison, a month after their...
Dec 11th
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore
Dec 10th
Coming Up Roses
Direction Of U.S. Right dir. 12% Wrong dir. 83 Are You Generally Optimistic/Pessimistic About...
Dec 10th
“Ass-backwards”
— Louisiana Republican Senator...
— Louisiana Republican Senator...
Dec 10th
Milbank: President Alien, and Other Tales...
Dec 10th
“If these allegations are proved true, I am outraged by the...”
— Illinois State Senator Jesse...
— Illinois State Senator Jesse...
Dec 10th
“You are one of those rare people who can say, ‘My name...”
— Rep. Bruce Braley (D-IA), to...
— Rep. Bruce Braley (D-IA), to...
Dec 10th
“I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”
— Joe the Plumber, on...
— Joe the Plumber, on...
Dec 10th
Who said it? Rod Blagojevich vs. Tony Soprano
Dec 10th
“If it isn’t the most corrupt state in the United...”
— FBI Special Agent Robert...
— FBI Special Agent Robert...
Dec 9th
“Hold up that fucking Cubs shit … fuck them.”
— Blago’s wife, being...
— Blago’s wife, being...
Dec 9th
Low Expectations
How Many Mos. Will It Be Before The Economy Starts To Recover? Less than 6 mos 3% 6 mos to 1...
Dec 9th
“They’re not willing to give me anything except...”
— Blago, on why he...
— Blago, on why he...
Dec 9th
“I’ve got this thing and it’s [expletive] golden,...”
— IL Governor Rod Blagojevich,...
— IL Governor Rod Blagojevich,...
Dec 9th
“That’s the sort of rating you see when the public...”
— CNN’s Bill Schneider, on...
— CNN’s Bill Schneider, on...
Dec 9th
Rahm Emanuel's Inbox (satire)
Dec 9th
“Once you go black, you don’t go back.”
— New York Governor David...
— New York Governor David...
Dec 9th
Zac: ARF! THAT'S NOT RIGHT: Dogs have sense of fairness, too
Me: jesus
Zac: oh good
Range said she wasn't surprised at the dogs reaction, since wolves are known to cooperate with one another and appear to be sensitive to each other. Modern dogs are descended from wolves.
good thing they told me that
Me: wait what
i thought they descended from lions
Zac: yeah me too
Me: or is that fish
Zac: no space
SPACE
Me: SPACE!
Zac: haha
Me: http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/0468082f-8fc3-46ac-b03c-ea5110321e10.hmedium.jpg
Zac: it's an AP story actually
jesus
hahaha
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
Zac: this picture
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_space_dogs
Zac: fucking blogged
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Russian_space_dog_box.jpg
Zac: I'm going to name my next dog Laika
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation
http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
Zac: Veterok (Ветерок, "Little Wind/Breeze") and Ugolyok (Уголёк, "Little Piece of Coal") were launched on February 22, 1966 on board Cosmos 110, and spent 22 days in orbit before landing on March 16. This spaceflight of record-breaking duration was not surpassed by humans until Skylab 2 in June 1973 and still stands as the longest space flight by dogs.
jesus
Me: the stool chart is outstanding
Zac: blogging this too
hahaha
Me: hahahaha
http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmus
borborygmi
Zac: what I love about this chart
Entirely Liquid
Me: everything
yeah
that is great too
Zac: why is it bold
hahaha
Me: mushy stool
a snake
jesus
god i love wiki
Me: jesus
Zac: oh good
Range said she wasn't surprised at the dogs reaction, since wolves are known to cooperate with one another and appear to be sensitive to each other. Modern dogs are descended from wolves.
good thing they told me that
Me: wait what
i thought they descended from lions
Zac: yeah me too
Me: or is that fish
Zac: no space
SPACE
Me: SPACE!
Zac: haha
Me: http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/0468082f-8fc3-46ac-b03c-ea5110321e10.hmedium.jpg
Zac: it's an AP story actually
jesus
hahaha
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
Zac: this picture
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_space_dogs
Zac: fucking blogged
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Russian_space_dog_box.jpg
Zac: I'm going to name my next dog Laika
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation
http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
Zac: Veterok (Ветерок, "Little Wind/Breeze") and Ugolyok (Уголёк, "Little Piece of Coal") were launched on February 22, 1966 on board Cosmos 110, and spent 22 days in orbit before landing on March 16. This spaceflight of record-breaking duration was not surpassed by humans until Skylab 2 in June 1973 and still stands as the longest space flight by dogs.
jesus
Me: the stool chart is outstanding
Zac: blogging this too
hahaha
Me: hahahaha
http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borborygmus
borborygmi
Zac: what I love about this chart
Entirely Liquid
Me: everything
yeah
that is great too
Zac: why is it bold
hahaha
Me: mushy stool
a snake
jesus
god i love wiki
Dec 8th
“Good morning. Welcome to my hanging.”
— President Bush in his opening...
— President Bush in his opening...
Dec 8th
Good News For The Gays
Should The U.S. Have Legally Sanctioned Gay And Lesbian Unions/Partnerships? - All Men Wom...
Dec 8th
“He was elected to be the president of all the people - not...”
— Obama deputy campaign manager...
— Obama deputy campaign manager...
Dec 8th
“Dennis Kucinich is a biter.”
— ABC’s Stephanopoulos,...
— ABC’s Stephanopoulos,...
Dec 8th
While attending this weekend’s Army/Navy football...
Dec 8th
“Sen. Clinton is pleased to learn of Jon’s obvious...”
— A Clinton spokesman, on...
— A Clinton spokesman, on...
Dec 8th
“A beaten, old and shot fighter.”
— Kevin Iole, on De La Hoya,...
— Kevin Iole, on De La Hoya,...
Dec 7th
This is a fascinating idea
“Obama transition co-chair John Podesta issued a memo today to all transition staff, outlining...
Dec 5th
“Todd, why do you care? You live in Washington, DC.”
— Pres. Bush, after Dallas...
— Pres. Bush, after Dallas...
Dec 5th
jesus, things ARE bad
Dec 5th
“I wouldn’t want to drive that.”
— House Financial Services...
— House Financial Services...
Dec 5th
Majorities All Around
How Confident Are You Obama Will ___? - Very Smwht NotVery NotAtAll...
Dec 5th
“At a time of great crisis with mortgage foreclosures and...”
— Barney Frank, being awesome
— Barney Frank, being awesome
Dec 5th
“This painful crisis also provides us with an opportunity to...”
— Barack Obama, teasing another...
— Barack Obama, teasing another...
Dec 5th
look assholes the gm ceo has his hand on his face. you HAVE...
Dec 5th
Some “interesting” party photos of Obama...
Dec 5th
me: Obama aides "say he is considering making a major foreign policy speech from an Islamic capital during his first 100 days in office" (New York Times).
Ben: Washington, DC?
Ben: Washington, DC?
Dec 4th
wall street
Dec 4th
More numbers
Can An Obama Admin. Made Up Largely Of People Who Have Been In DC Before Bring The Kind Of Change...
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
“Janet’s perfect for that job. Because for that job,...”
— PA Gov Ed Rendell, being...
— PA Gov Ed Rendell, being...
Dec 4th
“Ronald Reagan wanted to get rid of the Commerce Department...”
— Chicago Tribune’s...
— Chicago Tribune’s...
Dec 4th
“I thought it was one of the radio stations in South Florida...”
— Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen...
— Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen...
Dec 4th
It's Going To Be A Cold Winter In Knoxville ...
Dec 3rd
Zac: oh local news
Burger King employees in Dickinson arrived at work Tuesday morning to find the store’s safe open and empty, according to the Dickinson Police Department.
Lt. Rod Banyai said the department is not sure if entry was forced. He added the incident seems to have happened between Monday night and Tuesday morning.
Department staff would not say how much money was taken or disclose other information and the incident is still under investigation.
Burger King staff did not return a message seeking comment by press time.
headline -- Burger King safe empty
hahaha
me: hahahaha
Zac: I imagine it went like this
old manager joe got to the store and saw the safe open
so he called his pal officer mike
and they stood around looking at the safe for awhile
and then mike had a egg sandwich and a coffee and went back to the station to file his report
reporter bob was at the station looking over the police logs when officer mike mentioned something about it
so bob and mike go to meet up with joe at BK
and the three of them stare at the safe, door open, left untouched since earlier in the morning
then officer mike has an epiphany -- it must've happened at some point in the night
and they all concur
me: hahahahahahahahah
Burger King employees in Dickinson arrived at work Tuesday morning to find the store’s safe open and empty, according to the Dickinson Police Department.
Lt. Rod Banyai said the department is not sure if entry was forced. He added the incident seems to have happened between Monday night and Tuesday morning.
Department staff would not say how much money was taken or disclose other information and the incident is still under investigation.
Burger King staff did not return a message seeking comment by press time.
headline -- Burger King safe empty
hahaha
me: hahahaha
Zac: I imagine it went like this
old manager joe got to the store and saw the safe open
so he called his pal officer mike
and they stood around looking at the safe for awhile
and then mike had a egg sandwich and a coffee and went back to the station to file his report
reporter bob was at the station looking over the police logs when officer mike mentioned something about it
so bob and mike go to meet up with joe at BK
and the three of them stare at the safe, door open, left untouched since earlier in the morning
then officer mike has an epiphany -- it must've happened at some point in the night
and they all concur
me: hahahahahahahahah
Dec 3rd
A roundup of polls celebrating Obama
Obama As Pres.-Elect 53/19 So Far, Do You Support Obama’s Policies And Goals For The U.S.?...
Dec 3rd
“I suppose I could cut it up, sell it on eBay, just like...”
— Philadelphia Sports Club...
— Philadelphia Sports Club...
Dec 3rd
Acorn Watchers Wonder What Happened to Crop
Dec 2nd
“You could literally smell the tourists coming into the...”
— Harry Reid, celebrating the...
— Harry Reid, celebrating the...
Dec 2nd
“For a bunch of small-government Republicans, these guys...”
— “A former denizen of the...
— “A former denizen of the...
Dec 2nd
More Americans Should Read A Fucking...
“Most Americans plan to spend more time at home watching TV than going out for entertainment,...
Dec 2nd
Atlas Shrugged Updated for the Current...
Dec 2nd
Bush appointees prepare to jump ship. (via Princess Sparkle...
Dec 2nd
Rapper Ludacris told several hundred Dems yesterday that...
Dec 2nd
hahahaahaha
Dec 1st
Drudge: 'Passé Comitatus Act...'
Dec 1st
“They share my pragmatism about the use of power, and my...”
— Barack Obama, on his national...
— Barack Obama, on his national...
Dec 1st
Pardon Me
Dec 1st
“It’s ridiculous that the hooker should even address...”
— Ex-madam Heidi Fleiss,...
— Ex-madam Heidi Fleiss,...
Dec 1st
Joe the Plumber
Dec 1st
“There will be questions raised.”
— Sen. Dick Lugar (R-IN), Obama...
— Sen. Dick Lugar (R-IN), Obama...
Dec 1st
The Last Recount
Matt Taibbi on the on the Franken/Coleman recount in Minnesota (via randomonium)
Dec 1st
Obama buys time for own Defense team with...
Dec 1st
A Penny for My Thoughts?
Dec 1st