And put an undershirt on, you guys look...
me: i got accosted by republicans on saturday night in adams morgan
i was coming out of jumbo slice and i saw this kid with an obama shirt, so i am like, hey, obama
they are like, that kid looks nothing like obama
Carla: there are R's in Adams Morgan?
me: i am like, he has an obama change shirt
they are like, chance?
i am like, change
they are like, chance?
i am like, no, change
they are like, no because there is a chance he will raise your taxes
i am like, your guy is 72 years old
they are like, he will raise your taxes
i am like, 72!!
Carla: pathetic....they are pathetic
me: i was dumbfounded, i had no words
Carla: though i can't say your attack on mccain was so great
me: i wish i would have been more quick-witted and been like, oh my god, when did republican talking points evolve arms and legs and go out drinking
or at least be like yeah well when 35 states and the district of columbia vote to raise their own taxes i guess you'll really feel like the douchebags you are, won't you
Carla: LOL
me: or anything
but no
Jul 28th
John McCain Tells Jokes
me: “Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’”
Zac: Are we just coming up with the joke to the punchline? "A woman, an ape and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi orders a beer. The woman orders a wine cooler. The ape rapes the woman."
me: hahahahahaha
oh john mccain
Zac: You know how to kill a blonde woman in a swimming pool? Have an ape rape her.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ape. Ape who? An ape that will rape you repeatedly and leave you to die.
Zac: What does Tarzan say when he sees a troop of apes in the distance? "Look a troop of apes in the distance."
What does Tarzan say when he sees a troop of apes with sunglasses? Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does tarzan say when he sees a woman in the distance? Nothing. He's shy.
What's the difference between an ape and a woman? Women don't brutally rape apes.
How do you know a woman is being raped by an ape? John McCain will tell you.
Zac: Why would John McCain tell a horrible joke like that? He's running for president.
Zac: Here's a non-sequitur ape rape joke: "An ape raped a woman so hard her legs became trombones."
How many apes does it take to rape a woman? 10. one to rape the woman and nine to turn the ladder around.
Why did the ape cross the road? To tell the chicken he'd just raped a woman.
me: hahahaha
are these from somewhere
Zac: They're all classic jokes
me: hahahah
with ape rape tossed in
Zac: blonde joke, elephant joke, non-sequitur, light bulb joke, chicken
there are a few types I'm struggling with
like a good riddle that involves ape rape
Jul 18th
McCain Ad Watch
McCain’s campaign is airing ads from 7/8-7/14 in CO, IA, MI, MO, NM, NV, OH, VA, WI, WV, MN...
Jul 9th