Jan 31st
superpoop
Jan 31st
Zac: Is it just me or do other people see Sen. Judd Gregg and first read it as Sen. Judge Dredd
Jan 30th
Officer reaches into foamy sewage tank to...
Jan 30th
(via beepbopboop)
Jan 30th
Spin
TPM: “Economy Shrank At Fastest Pace In 27 Years In 4Q” Drudge: “Economy Shrinks...
Jan 30th
The Myth of the Eastern Front
Jan 30th
“I don’t care about your procedures.”
— Norm Coleman’s lawyer,...
— Norm Coleman’s lawyer,...
Jan 29th
Ex-DNC Chair Howard Dean “stopped by the DNC to pick...
Jan 29th
“In politics, there’s a name for a regional party:...”
— Senate Minority Leader Mitch...
— Senate Minority Leader Mitch...
Jan 29th
“I am the Speaker of the House. I don’t get into that.”
— House Speaker Pelosi today on...
— House Speaker Pelosi today on...
Jan 29th
“You guys are in politics. You know what we have to do to go...”
— Blago, on breaking the law
— Blago, on breaking the law
Jan 29th
this ad, just served up on drudge report, rules i love how...
Jan 29th
Jayme: how do you use keyboard symbols to make a penis again?
me: (_))=====D
add j's for hands jacking off
and ~~~ for semen
Jayme: thank you
me: hahahah
me: (_))=====D
add j's for hands jacking off
and ~~~ for semen
Jayme: thank you
me: hahahah
Jan 29th
“Being productive in Congress and Washington is often less...”
— A little bit of truth from a...
— A little bit of truth from a...
Jan 29th
We Were Only Freshmen
Freshman Sen. Mark Begich (D-AK) has come up with a trick to “avoid the press,” which...
Jan 29th
“Calling Rod Blagojevich ‘crazy’ is offensive...”
— Chicago Tribune
— Chicago Tribune
Jan 29th
0-177
Not a single Republican voted for the Economic Stimulus Package. Dems voted 244-11. It’s...
Jan 29th
Rush Limbaugh: 'My Bipartisan Stimulus'
Jan 29th
“I don’t know why they’d want the skunk at the...”
— John Boener, missing the whole...
— John Boener, missing the whole...
Jan 29th
Obama's White House
Jan 29th
“My children’s school was canceled today because of...”
— Barack Obama, making fun of...
— Barack Obama, making fun of...
Jan 28th
Daily News: Hey Bam, that’s not the door!
Jan 28th
Irony: "ShopNBC said an effort to sell...
The company had hired Piper Jaffray to help solicit bids. Four potential buyers showed interest, but...
Jan 28th
me: Monday night's Senate approval of a DTV delay bill prompted protest from the National Association of Tower Erectors, which represents broadcast tower builders.
hahahahahah
fetzer: erect
me: erectors
fetzer: tower
me: haha
fetzer: i love that they have an association
i love interest groups
me: hahaha i know right
"This industry may have not been affected by the downturn in the economy, but now we're creating pressure on another part of the economy that didn't have it before."
yes the tower erector sector
fetzer: we need to bail them out
me: erector stimulus
ahahah
fetzer: yes!
hahahahahah
fetzer: erect
me: erectors
fetzer: tower
me: haha
fetzer: i love that they have an association
i love interest groups
me: hahaha i know right
"This industry may have not been affected by the downturn in the economy, but now we're creating pressure on another part of the economy that didn't have it before."
yes the tower erector sector
fetzer: we need to bail them out
me: erector stimulus
ahahah
fetzer: yes!
Jan 28th
Turn the crank to tune of “Hail to the Chief”...
Jan 28th
“Al Franken’s got George Soros, he’s got...”
— Norm Coleman (American-MN), on...
— Norm Coleman (American-MN), on...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
Team of Rivals
Jan 28th
Watch
Jan 27th
Watch
Jan 27th
House GOP member to Rush: Back off
Jan 27th
Gates Warns Of Likely Cuts To Costly...
Congress Daily: “One thing we have known for many months is that the spigot of defense...
Jan 27th
“I never know where I’m going anymore.”
— President Obama leaving the...
— President Obama leaving the...
Jan 27th
“Look, none of us in government today have high approval...”
— Rod Blagojevich on polls...
— Rod Blagojevich on polls...
Jan 27th
Matt: fucking crazy
i do not deal well with it
me: did you have to punch a bitch
Matt: no there is a lady that says she is on fire
that is seeking help from the boss
she is back in here
me: is she on fire?
Matt: no
she is in fact not
me: hahahaha
i do not deal well with it
me: did you have to punch a bitch
Matt: no there is a lady that says she is on fire
that is seeking help from the boss
she is back in here
me: is she on fire?
Matt: no
she is in fact not
me: hahahaha
Jan 27th
“If there was no Martin Luther King Jr. and no Roland Burris,...”
— Sen. Roland Burris, almost as...
— Sen. Roland Burris, almost as...
Jan 27th
think4yourself: apsies: Obama: More Political Capital Than...
Jan 27th
What
54% support the economic stimulus plan 65% are confident it will be effective in turning around the...
Jan 27th
fetzer: coolest president ever, amiright? me: the funny...
Jan 27th
“His office was very different than the general decor of...”
— Merril Lynch CEO John Thain,...
— Merril Lynch CEO John Thain,...
Jan 27th
“I think Obama wants me to fail.”
— Rush Limbaugh, getting it.
— Rush Limbaugh, getting it.
Jan 26th
“This is like an old Frank Capra movie.”
— Rod Blagojevich, still...
— Rod Blagojevich, still...
Jan 26th
“What would Barack Obama do?”
— ND State Senator Mac...
— ND State Senator Mac...
Jan 26th
It’s not just AIPAC: “In The Middle East Situation, Are Your Sympathies More With The...
Jan 26th
“They’re beginning to create their own journalism, their own...”
— Bill Kovach, the chairman of...
— Bill Kovach, the chairman of...
Jan 26th
Melding Obama’s Web to a YouTube Presidency (NY Times): The administration’s Web team has a YouTube...
Jan 26th
“It is not right that Timothy Geithner should be elected into...”
— A constituent, mad at Congress...
— A constituent, mad at Congress...
Jan 26th
Bill Kristol Already Leaving the New York...
Jan 26th
ITEM: “GAY American” [former NJ Gov] Jim McGreevey tried to pay a security guard to let...
Jan 26th
“She seemed to be someone who had helped Barack Obama.”
— Rod Blagojevich, on appointing...
— Rod Blagojevich, on appointing...
Jan 26th
From Iowa to the Inaugural: Campaign...
Jan 26th
How Well Do You Know the Middle East?
Jan 26th
Tony Blair Never Got the Medal Congress...
Jan 25th
“Make the most of a key moment in history with Obama...
Jan 25th
“Excuse me, but didn’t Merrill have to hire a decorator...”
— Rush Limbaugh, strangely...
— Rush Limbaugh, strangely...
Jan 25th
think4yourself: suicideblonde: insp:...
Jan 25th
“I never require a client to do what I say, but I do require...”
— Rod Blagojevich’s...
— Rod Blagojevich’s...
Jan 25th
“A lot of people believe their parents didn’t...”
— Roger Ebert on Revolutionary...
— Roger Ebert on Revolutionary...
Jan 24th
Obama reverses abortion-funds policy
Jan 23rd
wonkette
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
“I won.”
— Barack Obama, to Republicans...
— Barack Obama, to Republicans...
Jan 23rd
Booby Prize
Jan 23rd
“Dec. 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day...”
— Rod Blagojevich, putting...
— Rod Blagojevich, putting...
Jan 23rd
Nishad: which way is mecca
i need to pray today
me: hahahaha
five times!
to the southeast
Nishad: this muslim country shit is really annoying
me: yeah baracka osbama is demanding
i need to pray today
me: hahahaha
five times!
to the southeast
Nishad: this muslim country shit is really annoying
me: yeah baracka osbama is demanding
Jan 23rd
And I thought Caroline Kennedy would be a SILF. Congressman...
Jan 23rd
“The victim of a miscarriage of justice.”
— Dick Cheney, on former COS...
— Dick Cheney, on former COS...
Jan 23rd
“History says Mitt Romney will be the nominee in 2012.”
— Chuck Todd, doing the math...
— Chuck Todd, doing the math...
Jan 22nd
Minn. abortion clinic rammed by SUV; man...
Jan 22nd
“My eight-year-old son wishes he was black.”
— Larry King
— Larry King
Jan 22nd
obama signing shit. it’s the executive order to close...
Jan 22nd
“It is kind of like going from an Xbox to an Atari.”
— Bill Burton, on Obama aides...
— Bill Burton, on Obama aides...
Jan 22nd
“Alcatraz would be a good place to put these people.”
— Rep. C.W. Bill Young (R-FL),...
— Rep. C.W. Bill Young (R-FL),...
Jan 22nd
“At 8:45 AM, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel...
Jan 22nd
“No one cares about me. … I’m a has been.”
— Retiring Sen. Pete Dominichi...
— Retiring Sen. Pete Dominichi...
Jan 22nd
:SIREN: I love the DRUDGE REPORT....
NO BIBLE USED AT OBAMA RE-SWEAR STUDY: Obama inauguration got 35X more news coverage than...
Jan 22nd
superpoop
Jan 22nd
Washington Post: Rural Residents Wary of Obama because they...
Jan 21st
“My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts.”
— Joe Biden, after Obama had to...
— Joe Biden, after Obama had to...
Jan 21st
This photo is “especially interesting because it’s...
Jan 21st
Surviving the Purple Tunnel of Doom
Jan 21st
link
Jan 21st
“The reason I keep talking is I can’t dance.”
— Biden, at the Neighborhood...
— Biden, at the Neighborhood...
Jan 21st
sometimes its hard not to love george w bush as al said, if...
Jan 21st
best first lady since lady bird johnson
Jan 21st
colder than it looks
Jan 21st
“With eyes fixed on the horizon and God’s grace upon...”
— Barack Obama, coming up with...
— Barack Obama, coming up with...
Jan 21st
ROBERTS: I, Barack Hussein Obama… OBAMA: I,...
Jan 21st
Bush commutes sentences of former US border...
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
Flat N All That
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
going to las vegas see you tuesday!
Jan 15th
“I’m the most experienced vice president since anybody.”
— Joe Biden, on humility.
— Joe Biden, on humility.
Jan 15th
“It seems fitting to me that President Bush leaves...”
— Jimmy Kimmel
— Jimmy Kimmel
Jan 15th
What the fuck
Jan 14th
2010: Missouri Senate Looking Good
Tested: Sec/State Robin Carnahan (D), ex-Sen. Jim Talent (R), Rep. Roy Blunt (R-07) and ‘08...
Jan 14th
“My favorite color is blue and I love enchiladas.”
— The 43rd President of the...
— The 43rd President of the...
Jan 14th
pepsi makes its theft of obama’s logo even more...
Jan 14th
Obama grandma's White House warming gifts
Jan 14th
Insanity in the Tennessee Statehouse
Jan 13th
Watch
pelonsky rickroll
Jan 13th
CLINTON: [in response] Mr. President...
KERRY: I'll take that... [smiles]
CLINTON: [smiling]... President-elect-- Freudian slip [referring to Mr. President to Kerry]
KERRY: [laughing] We're both subject to those.
CLINTON: [grinning] On this subject especially.
KERRY: I'll take that... [smiles]
CLINTON: [smiling]... President-elect-- Freudian slip [referring to Mr. President to Kerry]
KERRY: [laughing] We're both subject to those.
CLINTON: [grinning] On this subject especially.
Jan 13th
“Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me.”
— Sarah Palin, truckin’ on
— Sarah Palin, truckin’ on
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
“I think media should be abolished from, you know, reporting.”
— Joe the Plumber
— Joe the Plumber
Jan 12th
“Apparently, they’re hoping he will grow up to be a law...”
— Seth Meyers, on Tripp Easton...
— Seth Meyers, on Tripp Easton...
Jan 12th
“I’m really proud to say that in the recorded history of our...”
— Senator Jim Inhofe, on the...
— Senator Jim Inhofe, on the...
Jan 12th
“I have thousands of questions but I can’t think of the...”
— War correspondent Joe the...
— War correspondent Joe the...
Jan 12th
thx andrew
Jan 12th
Jan 9th
Hooters customer has 15 drinks, starts...
Jan 9th
“I would love to do a one-hour monologue.”
— Sean Hannity, on life...
— Sean Hannity, on life...
Jan 9th
me: The 7.2 percent unemployment rate is the highest since January 1993
gee
what happened in january 1993
oh i remember
president bush was just leaving office
gee
what happened in january 1993
oh i remember
president bush was just leaving office
Jan 9th
Jump in Alaska teen birth rate tops U.S.
Jan 9th
“We never think of the fact that something like this can...”
— Former FEMA Chief Michael...
— Former FEMA Chief Michael...
Jan 9th
Comity
“I’m asking Congress to work with me and my team day and night, on weekends if...
Jan 8th
Ex-Senator Craig accepts sex sting guilty...
Jan 8th
“As we’ve learned, however, for every ‘Godfather,...”
— Doug Heye, on nepotism in...
— Doug Heye, on nepotism in...
Jan 8th
“I’ve got a lot of rivers to fish.”
— Dick Cheney, on what...
— Dick Cheney, on what...
Jan 8th
“I just love that rug.”
— Bill Clinton, on George W....
— Bill Clinton, on George W....
Jan 8th
“Please join me in signing a letter to President-Elect Barack...”
— A Dear Colleague letter from...
— A Dear Colleague letter from...
Jan 8th
“Being a Christian, I’m pretty well protected by God.”
— Joe the Plumber, on his trip...
— Joe the Plumber, on his trip...
Jan 8th
VP Dick Cheney said yesterday that he “has gotten a...
Jan 8th
Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent
Jan 8th
Foxbats Over Dimona
Jan 8th
me: http://i42.tinypic.com/2055cn9.gif
Andrew: hahaha that cat rules
it waves its tale like the racoon jacket in mario 3
me: ahahahah
Andrew: hahaha that cat rules
it waves its tale like the racoon jacket in mario 3
me: ahahahah
Jan 8th
in just four years, barack obama will age into morgan...
Jan 7th
Matthews: Time for the politics fix with MSNBC political analyst Pat Buchanan and Susan Page. It's good to have you back. She writes all these front page stories for the USA Today which everybody reads in their hotel room, no matter where they are.
Page: And in their homes, offices.
Matthews: Really? I thought you only got that at hotels.
Buchanan: I subscribe to it. It's at the end of the drive-way every morning.
Matthews: You like those color charts.
Buchanan: It's my length of story.
Page: And in their homes, offices.
Matthews: Really? I thought you only got that at hotels.
Buchanan: I subscribe to it. It's at the end of the drive-way every morning.
Matthews: You like those color charts.
Buchanan: It's my length of story.
Jan 7th
“This is Hardball! This is where we overreact!”
— Chris Matthews
— Chris Matthews
Jan 7th
Robinson had stuff to do, but couldn't get...
Jan 7th
Liberalism in Ascendancy
A new CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll conducted 12/19-21 shows 69%, 60% and 64% of nat’l...
Jan 7th
“God just spoke out loud to me, in my room, totally randomly,...”
— Tucker Carlson, strange as...
— Tucker Carlson, strange as...
Jan 7th
Eric: sanjay gupta to be surgeon general
me: hahahahaha
Sent at 2.56 PM on Tuesday
me: okj you were serouis
about ths sanjay gupta thing
what the fuck
hahahahah
Sent at 4.19 PM on Tuesday
me: hahahahaha
Sent at 2.56 PM on Tuesday
me: okj you were serouis
about ths sanjay gupta thing
what the fuck
hahahahah
Sent at 4.19 PM on Tuesday
Jan 6th
Obama Wants Journalist Gupta for Surgeon...
Jan 6th
me: Members seeking earmarks in the FY10 spending bills will have to post them on their Web sites, and lists of earmarks will be made available at the subcommittee markup instead of the later full committee markup, according to new transparency measures unveiled by the incoming House and Senate Appropriations committee chairmen.
fetzer: nice
thad cochran should buy a new server
me: hahahahaha
fetzer: nice
thad cochran should buy a new server
me: hahahahaha
Jan 6th
“Frankly, if we were not at the inauguration, we would feel...”
— QVC programming VP Doug Rose...
— QVC programming VP Doug Rose...
Jan 6th
Franken By 0.0077%
Jan 5th
“Twitter is for old people.”
— An audience member at the RNC...
— An audience member at the RNC...
Jan 5th
“The last bastion of racial plantation politics in America.”
— Rep. Bobby Rush, on Dems...
— Rep. Bobby Rush, on Dems...
Jan 5th
“More than 30 years ago,” Blagojevich was...
Jan 5th
America Between the Wars
Jan 4th
This is a picture of what appears to be...
Jan 4th
Richardson withdraws as Commerce nominee
Jan 4th
“Bush’s policies failed utterly.”
— Former Iraqi Prime Minister...
— Former Iraqi Prime Minister...
Jan 3rd
Jan 2nd
Law and the Long War
Jan 1st