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“It reminds me that today is the 82nd birthday of Cesar...”
— “West Wing” actor...

Mar 31st

“I’m talking about House members … you know, the...”
— House Majority Leader Hoyer

Mar 31st

“I know you think we need more for that because you voted...”
— Barack Obama, to stimulus...

Mar 31st

(the smoking gun) In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this...

Mar 31st

“Was I partying? Absolutely! Absolutely!”
— Michael Steele, on redemption

Mar 31st

“Whether snacking at the ballpark or stringing it up for the...”
— Tom Harkin, on popcorn

Mar 30th

“He’s made nerdy sexy.”
— Rahm Emanuel, on OMB Director...

Mar 30th

“I don’t blow on cake.”
— Nancy Pelosi, after plucking...

Mar 30th

Joe Biden's Daughter Does Cocaine On Video

Mar 30th

“Next thing I am going to start liking the New York Yankees.”
— Senate Majority Leader Reid...

Mar 27th

Grassley Had Sex With Conrad’s Wife, Who...

Mar 27th

mocking the republican road to recovery

Mar 27th

Webb/Specter National Criminal Justice...

Mar 27th

Westboro Baptist Church thanks God for N.D....

Mar 27th

superpoop

Mar 27th

“I don’t think that is a good strategy to grow our...”
— Barack Obama, on legalizing it

Mar 26th

The GOP "Alternative Budget" just shitty...

Mar 26th

Teenager paints giant phallus on roof of...

Mar 26th

“One day I’m a genius; one day I’m a bum.”
— Barack Obama, to a DNC dinner,...

Mar 26th

Steele, Still Going: "It's All Strategic"

Mar 26th

“You want me to start calling you by your first name?”
— Obama, telling FNC’s...

Mar 25th

“You learn to deal with every jackass who comes in the door.”
— House Minority Leader Boehner,...

Mar 25th

“The president’s metamorphosis from the economic grim...”
— Sean Hannity

Mar 25th

Treas. Sec. Tim Geithner and Fed Chair Ben Bernanke wore...

Mar 25th

Drudge In Rare Form Today

BEING BORING OBAMA DITCHES TELEPROMPTER FOR GIANT TV MONITOR… VIDEO: Obama Staff Pass Around...

Mar 25th

SHOT … “Obama and his team are launched on a strategy to sail above the traditional...

Mar 24th

“You guys still drink Tang up there?”
— Barack Obama, to astronauts

Mar 24th

December 29, 2008

Dustin: http://www.in-forum.com/Opinion/articles/226317
LEAFY SPURGE To anyone who is getting all a flutter over the possibility the Red River Valley will experience major flooding in the spring of 2009. Near-record snowfall in December coupled with above-average rainfall prior to freeze-up have some people concerned. It’s possible a combination of factors could – could – result in serious flooding. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Flood forecasts in December are preliminary at best. The water content of winter’s snowpack will change dramatically between now and spring thaw. Weather conditions during the melt will be among the major factors that determine the extent of flooding. Spring rainfall could change the picture. At this point, the chances of flooding reported last week are not locked in stone – or ice, as it were. Let’s look again in February, and then determine whether there is cause for alarm.
yes leafy spurge to anyone who dares think ahead
me: hhahahaha
Dustin: that actually pisses me off
me: yeah thats ridiculous
Dustin: grand forks got fucked because no one was thinking ahead
Fargo had contingency plans in place and was saved
coiencidence
i think not

Mar 24th

“Just think if the market had gone down, we would all be...”
— FNC’s Fred Barnes, on...

Mar 24th

“Homophobe”
— Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) on...

Mar 24th

fetzer: haaha...this commercial: "Here in the southwest, we are the Saudi Arabia of solar power." considering Saudi Arabia is also a massive desert, wouldn't Saudi Arabia be the Saudi Arabia of solar power too?
me: lol
fetzer: Deep Thoughts

Mar 23rd

“You know what the difference is between a hockey mom and a...”
— Sarah Palin

Mar 23rd

“He got into all this trouble, because he compared his...”
— Bill Maher

Mar 23rd

ahahahahahah

Mar 22nd

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN KILLS AT GRIDIRON

“Axelrod really wanted me to do this on teleprompter — but I told him I’m much better when I...

Mar 22nd

“Finance is one of America’s great industries, and they’re...”
— Some banker, bitching about...

Mar 22nd

On Literature and the American Idea

Mar 22nd

Matt Taibbi: 'The Big Takeover'

Mar 22nd

“God, all this love and everything in the room - I’m horny.”
— Joe the Plumber, to Brit Hume,...

Mar 21st

“Nice of our president to take time out of his busy day to be...”
— A generally non-political...

Mar 21st

“I could beat that score easily.”
— Retard bowler Kolan...

Mar 21st

“Like the Special Olympics or something.”
— Barack Obama, on his bowling....

Mar 21st

toothpaste for dinner

Mar 20th

Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog

Mar 19th

“I’ll show up in your city and say this is a stupid...”
— VP Biden, threatening state...

Mar 18th

old but good

Mar 18th

“Obviously, I don’t want people in the United States to...”
— Chuck Grassley (R-IA), still...

Mar 18th

Right To Privacy Not Guaranteed By...

Mar 18th

A U.S. comedian has called for an angry mob armed with...

Mar 18th

We Are Winning A Senate Seat In Ohio

General Election Matchups - All GOP Dem Ind Men Wom 2/2 L. Fisher 41% 5% 76% 38% 38%...

Mar 18th

“Interim Problem Report 119V-0080”
— The debris analysis report...

Mar 18th

President Obama's March Madness Bracket

Mar 18th

oh russia

Mar 18th

Zac: you know that feeling when you first wake up that you dreamed something profound, like the meaning of life but you can't quite grasp it
me: and you cant remember what it is
Zac: and it's fucking meaningless anyway because it's a dream
me: yteah the best is when you figure it out and youre like, shit. that wasnt meaningful at all.
Zac: I saw Syncedoche New York
me: hahahahahahahahahaha best setup ever
Zac: hahahaha
me: i liked that movie alot but do kind of agree
Zac: I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Kaufman captured that feeling so amazingly. I mean the guy understands dreams. and there's very few artists that can not only portray a dream, but make you feel like you're part of it.
me: yeah he really did. that is dead on.
Zac: it really is a wonderful movie. Going to watch it again tonight, I think.

Mar 18th

Dirty Clips from Bill O'Reilly's Old...

Mar 18th

“I’d be delighted to have him in my caucus.”
— Joe Lieberman, on Arlen...

Mar 18th

U.S. to sign U.N. gay rights declaration

Mar 18th

“[Obama] deserves my silence.”
— George W. Bush, still slightly...

Mar 18th

“[Obama] is becoming known in America as the...”
— Murdoch-owned Sky News, being...

Mar 18th

“Like any girlfriends who put no limits on their...”
— Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton...

Mar 17th

So Rick Santelli was on MSNBC today talking about how the AIG bonuses aren’t even that much...

Mar 17th

Speaking of Self-Interest

Do You Think It Is The Right/Wrong Thing For The Gov’t To Raise Taxes On People With Household...

Mar 17th

“All things considered, there seems to be no cause to take...”
— The conclusion of a study by...

Mar 17th

“We are looking at tax options that will reclaim the...”
— Senate Finance (taxwriting)...

Mar 17th

“I would like to see somebody have the stones to come out and...”
— Tucker Carlson. “There’s...

Mar 17th

“Resign or go commit suicide.”
— Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA),...

Mar 17th

“I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy. So they trotted out their...”
— Robert Gibbs, on Cheney saying...

Mar 16th

A Sign Of Things To Come

Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska will headline the June 8 Senate-House Dinner to raise money for the...

Mar 16th

“It was supposed to be a homage to the American...

Mar 16th

“To amend the Wild Free-Roaming Horses and Burros Act to...”
— H.R.1018

Mar 16th

http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/

Mar 16th

The Rules of the Market

Via The Capitolist: Just so we’re clear, here’s a helpful guide to the rules of market watching,...

Mar 16th

Iraqi soccer player shot dead tying goal shot...

Mar 16th

Victory No Matter What

In General, Do You Hope That Obama’s Policies Will Succeed/Fail? Succeed 86% Fail ...

Mar 16th

“Who has had more experience with food and drugs than Rush...”
— Jay Leno, being funny for once...

Mar 16th

“It’s just us not, me not being mature enough, or...”
— Levi Johnston, on the Bristol...

Mar 16th

Watch

Mar 15th

hilariously, given how small newspaper classified sections...

Mar 14th

VP Biden was “so comfortable” with the senators...

Mar 13th

- Now 3/5 2/26 2/19 2/12 2/5 B. Obama 68%/27% 69%/26% 71%/25%...

Mar 13th

randomonium: via www.jamestownsun.com

Mar 12th

think4yourself: FiveThirtyEight - Americans Losing Their...

Mar 12th

there’s so much truth for this. i’m for earmarks...

Mar 12th

“No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked.”
— Cook Co. GOP chair Gary...

Mar 12th

“The fact that somebody knows how to type with their thumbs...”
— Intel Chairman Craig Barrett...

Mar 11th

Wikigate -- WND Gets on FOX with Scam Scandal

Mar 11th

excellent

Mar 11th

Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston break off...

Mar 11th

think4yourself: Approval of Congress Hits Four-Year High,...

Mar 11th

Dr. Mario On Universal Health Care

Mar 11th

“I have my own view, which I’m going to keep to myself...”
— John Edwards, on whether pols...

Mar 11th

“People are taking these animals as their husbands? What’s...”
— FL state Sen. Larcenia Bullard...

Mar 10th

Cold Water

- All GOP Dem Ind Men Wom R. Simmons 43% 80% 15% 49% 47% 39% C. Dodd 42 ...

Mar 10th

“That means it’s none of your g—d—-...”
— Sen. Jim Bunning (R-KY),...

Mar 10th

“Lincoln helped lay down the transcontinental railroad,...”
— Barack Obama, on idiots who...

Mar 10th

Overheard

Captured on a live mic during a presser yesterday, Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told Rep. Louise...

Mar 10th

Chimp who threw stones at zoo visitors showed...

Mar 10th

I may run for president of Texas

Mar 9th

“Hell yeah. Christmas ain’t over yet G”
— Just one of the “roughly...

Mar 9th

“Our goal is to bring down approval numbers for Pelosi and...”
— Patrick McHenry, on working...

Mar 9th

Stewart Slams CNBC Again on Letterman

Mar 9th

married to the sea

Mar 9th

“Before it’s all over, it’ll be called the Ted...”
— Rush Limbaugh, on Dead...

Mar 8th

Two Jr. High teachers accused of sex with...

Mar 7th

- Now 2/26 2/19 2/12 2/5 1/29 B. Obama 69%/26% 71%/25% 69%/26%...

Mar 6th

“I must say that I am a very slow twitter. I am not a very...”
— John McCain, on twitter

Mar 6th

Jon Stewart on CNBC Giving Financial Advice

Mar 5th

Paintings by L Paul Bremer

Mar 5th

(barnes and noble via wonkette via dustin)

Mar 4th

“You can’t fly a commercial airliner on wind alone.”
— House Ways and Means ranking...

Mar 4th

Thomas Friedman’s Five Worst Predictions

Mar 4th

How Much Blame Do You Feel ___ Deserves For The Partisanship In DC? Almost All, A Major Part, At...

Mar 4th

“We do not debate guns around here much anymore.”
— Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL), AP,...

Mar 4th

Rush to the President: Debate Me

Mar 4th

“Lyrics describing degrading sex tend to portray sex as...”
— University of Pittsburgh...

Mar 4th

The DCCC Unveils the Republican Apology...

Mar 4th

“An ever larger number of people are now being exposed to the...”
— Rush Limbaugh, playing his...

Mar 4th

NY Gov. David Paterson (D) defended his decision to pose for...

Mar 4th

why in the world wouldn’t obama make decisions based...

Mar 3rd

Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To...

Mar 3rd

“I don’t think the White House has the ability to tell...”
— Steny Hoyer, on how Congress...

Mar 3rd

“What about this bone head, Rush Limbaugh? Honest to God. He...”
— David Letterman

Mar 3rd

“I think Rush is a great leader for conservatives.”
— Bobby Jindal

Mar 3rd

“It would be as if Barack Obama was going around and...”
— Tim Pawlenty, on the...

Mar 3rd

think4yourself: GOP Barbie, Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune

Mar 3rd

My two cents on Rush

alcaniglia: “So the whole Rush Limbaugh thing is exploding and everyone cares so much… and...

Mar 3rd

“A Secret Service agent who came with him asked if we...”
— Barber Rich Bianco, on the...

Mar 3rd

Meghan McCain: "Looking for Mr. Far Right"

Mar 3rd

“My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous respect...”
— Michael Steele, letting Rush...

Mar 2nd

“If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state...”
— Rush Limbaugh, responding....

Mar 2nd

“Rush Limbaugh, his whole thing is entertainment. Yes,...”
— Republican party chairman...

Mar 2nd

think4yourself: winstonwolfe: davidmaddox: “However...

Mar 2nd

Spotted

Reps. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) and Jackie Speier (D-CA) and “about a dozen Samoans” got trapped...

Mar 2nd

“Great Buy Danish Aebleskiver Dinner tonite at Fredsville...”
— Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA),...

Mar 2nd

Limbaugh Rallies Conservatives to Find 'Right...

Mar 2nd

hahahahah “who has the question for the...

Mar 2nd

“We do not want our Senators and House of Representives going...”
— Letter-writter

Mar 1st

The S-Word

Mar 1st

lord, other than ruining our country, i fucking love george...

Mar 1st

think4yourself: Talking Points Memo | Dying Conservative...

Mar 1st

“I think that probably President Obama is somewhat more...”
— Bob Gates, on Obama and Bush.

Mar 1st