“I’m not really afraid of anybody, intellectually.”
— Senate Majority Leader Reid on...
— Senate Majority Leader Reid on...
May 1st
Different Polls, but WTF?
Do You Think It Should Be Legal/Illegal For Gay And Lesbian Couples To Get Married? Legal 49%...
May 1st
Fav/Unfav
- Now 4/23 4/16 4/9 4/2 3/26 B. Obama 70%/25% 68%/26%...
May 1st
“Obama would really have to appoint an outright Socialist for...”
— FNC’s Steve Doocy, as...
— FNC’s Steve Doocy, as...
May 1st
SOUTER RETIRING
May 1st
“I call that the Typhoid Mary award.”
— Acting Centers for Disease...
— Acting Centers for Disease...
Apr 30th
Normally the poll I paste is DailyKos/Research2000. This is by Ayres, McHenry & Assoc., a...
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
“Everywhere I go, crowds spontaneously assemble. They start...”
— VP Biden, on what’s...
— VP Biden, on what’s...
Apr 30th
Watch
fucking appalling
Apr 30th
“Is it time, though, Dr. Schuchat … for people to stop...”
— Wolf Blitzer, worried
— Wolf Blitzer, worried
Apr 30th
“You are so hot.”
— Edwards mistress Rielle...
— Edwards mistress Rielle...
Apr 30th
“Waterboarding violates our ideals and our values. I do...”
— The President of the United...
— The President of the United...
Apr 30th
Watch
Apr 29th
If You Had The Choice Again, Would You Vote For The Same WH ‘08 Candidate As You Did On...
Apr 29th
Watch
Apr 29th
Michele Bachmann still retarded
Apr 29th
“Have a pork chop for dinner tonight. I had a pork chop last...”
— Sen Chuck Grassley, on swine...
— Sen Chuck Grassley, on swine...
Apr 29th
“You’re weeding out people who aren’t really...”
— Limbaugh, on Specter. He also...
— Limbaugh, on Specter. He also...
Apr 29th
“He is the first Republican senator to switch teams since...”
— Leno, on Specter
— Leno, on Specter
Apr 29th
“It’s briefer.”
— 1972 Democratic presidential...
— 1972 Democratic presidential...
Apr 29th
“You Texas guys are ugly as hell, but your women are...”
— Joe Biden, on Texans, at a DNC...
— Joe Biden, on Texans, at a DNC...
Apr 29th
See what Obama did in your state!
Apr 29th
“One tough hombre”
— Barack Obama, on Arlen Specter
— Barack Obama, on Arlen Specter
Apr 29th
“H1N1 virus”
— The new name for Swine Flu,...
— The new name for Swine Flu,...
Apr 28th
“The biggest tent of all is the tent of freedom.”
— Jim DeMint, on Specter saying...
— Jim DeMint, on Specter saying...
Apr 28th
specter switching more than parties?
Apr 28th
SHOT … GOP leaders “huddled” in Min. Leader Mitch McConnell’s office...
Apr 28th
“This happened during my political campaign all the time.”
— Obama, getting nostalgic when...
— Obama, getting nostalgic when...
Apr 28th
Since Obama Has Been POTUS, Do You Think The Image Of The U.S. In The World Has Gotten...
Apr 28th
“I am unwilling to have my twenty-nine year Senate record...”
— Specter = 60
— Specter = 60
Apr 28th
“Not that I don’t like the idea. … I mean,...
Apr 28th
“His shot’s a little unorthodox.”
— UConn women’s basketball...
— UConn women’s basketball...
Apr 28th
“While there is no question that Pete and I are very...
Apr 28th
“How nice, he’s licking the lotion off my legs.”
— Jill Biden, after the second...
— Jill Biden, after the second...
Apr 28th
Despite the threat of a swine flu pandemic, Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) is determined to “continue...
Apr 28th
Colbert Study: Conservatives Don't Know He's...
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
“Blue boxed”
— A term that gained notoriety...
— A term that gained notoriety...
Apr 27th
It's Turtles All The Way Down
Apr 27th
How Much Confidence Do You Have In ___ To Make The Right Decisions For The Future Of The U.S.?
- ...
Apr 27th
WND: 100 days in office, coronated Messiah
Apr 27th
“I have a gift, Harry.”
— Barack Obama, after his 04...
— Barack Obama, after his 04...
Apr 27th
Dems Still Steady; GOP Still Dropping
- Now 4/16 4/9 4/2 3/26 3/19 B. Obama 68%/26% 69%/27% 68%/29%...
Apr 24th
“Apparently it’s just a coincidence.”
— FNC’s Carl Cameron, on...
— FNC’s Carl Cameron, on...
Apr 24th
thx andrew
Apr 24th
“No one has ever kissed the FCC before.”
— Bill Lake, DTV Transition...
— Bill Lake, DTV Transition...
Apr 24th
“I’m a Clinton Democrat.”
— Ex-IL Gov. Rod Balgojevich...
— Ex-IL Gov. Rod Balgojevich...
Apr 24th
“It is 2 o’clock.”
— A “recorded, amplified...
— A “recorded, amplified...
Apr 24th
“I believe we should and will do ‘Don’t Ask,...”
— Barney Frank, on putting gays...
— Barney Frank, on putting gays...
Apr 24th
“If you read history about Bobby Kennedy’s unfinished...”
— McCain ‘08 campaign...
— McCain ‘08 campaign...
Apr 24th
“Tuesday, April 21, 2009, is the moment that any chance of a...”
— The Wall Street Journal,...
— The Wall Street Journal,...
Apr 24th
“George had a pretty good ride for a while.”
— George H.W. Bush, lamenting...
— George H.W. Bush, lamenting...
Apr 23rd
Econ. adviser Lawrence Summers was “nodding off”...
Apr 23rd
Everyone Still Hates Republicans
Cong. Dems Handling Economy - Now 2/17 Approve 50% 49% Disapprove 45 45 Cong....
Apr 23rd
i told you that after one moved in, it would ruin the entire...
Apr 23rd
“The grade would not be very good.”
— Minority Leader Boener, on...
— Minority Leader Boener, on...
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
“There’s not many things you can get a physical charge...”
— George H.W. Bush, on why he...
— George H.W. Bush, on why he...
Apr 23rd
“We are America! I don’t give a rat’s ass if it...”
— FNC’s Shepard Smith,...
— FNC’s Shepard Smith,...
Apr 23rd
Hannity offers to let Charles Grodin...
Apr 23rd
“What’s so amazing to me about San Francisco Mayor...”
— NPR’s Rudin, with his...
— NPR’s Rudin, with his...
Apr 22nd
“He’s such an attractive male — rugged, strong...”
— Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT),...
— Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT),...
Apr 22nd
“Great job, trees. Dirt, you did a good job.”
— VP Biden, complementing the...
— VP Biden, complementing the...
Apr 22nd
“That in a fucking twitter nutshell is my life and what I...”
— Meghan McCain, throwing a...
— Meghan McCain, throwing a...
Apr 21st
“It’s not my first choice, but it’s a living.”
— Ex-IL Gov. Rod Blagojevich...
— Ex-IL Gov. Rod Blagojevich...
Apr 21st
“Here we spent an hour together, and you didn’t use the...”
— Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, at a...
— Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, at a...
Apr 21st
Stigmata and You
Apr 21st
Bad News Poll on Socialism
Which Will Be The Biggest Threat To The U.S. In The Future? - Now 12/08 12/06 12/05...
Apr 21st
Good News Poll of Cuban-Americans
Do You Favor/Oppose All U.S. Citizens Being Able To Travel To Cuba? - All 18-49 50+ Favor ...
Apr 21st
TAPPER: We’re talking about a FISA judge, though. I mean, we're not talking about sharing it with -- with, you know, the front row here. We're talking about sharing it with a foreign intelligence judge.
REPORTER FROM THIRD ROW: Or the third row.
TAPPER: Or the third row, right.
GIBBS: Once you get much past the third, it's definitely downhill from there.
(BOOING)
GIBBS: Come on, guys. It's Monday. You guys are a little (inaudible) today? It's just a joke, all right?
REPORTER IN SECOND ROW: Let the record show the second row has not been mentioned.
GIBBS: Just you wait.
(LAUGHTER)
REPORTER FROM THIRD ROW: Or the third row.
TAPPER: Or the third row, right.
GIBBS: Once you get much past the third, it's definitely downhill from there.
(BOOING)
GIBBS: Come on, guys. It's Monday. You guys are a little (inaudible) today? It's just a joke, all right?
REPORTER IN SECOND ROW: Let the record show the second row has not been mentioned.
GIBBS: Just you wait.
(LAUGHTER)
Apr 21st
“In my high school yearbook, it was predicted that I would be...”
— Montel Williams, maybe running...
— Montel Williams, maybe running...
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
“They have bookers. They knew that she was going to be a...”
— Sam Donaldson, stating the...
— Sam Donaldson, stating the...
Apr 20th
“Carter almost ruined the economy single handed in 4 years,...”
— The American People, mad at...
— The American People, mad at...
Apr 20th
“This conversation doesn’t exist.”
— Jane Harman, allegedly, about...
— Jane Harman, allegedly, about...
Apr 20th
“The idea that carbon dioxide is a carcinogen that is harmful...”
— Minority Leader John Boener,...
— Minority Leader John Boener,...
Apr 20th
“He would marry us himself.”
— Ex-Rudy Giuliani roommate...
— Ex-Rudy Giuliani roommate...
Apr 20th
Waterboarding Used 266 Times on 2 Suspects
Apr 20th
SOCIALIST
Apr 20th
“This is yyour penis: 8—o
This is yyour penis on drugs:...”
— Spam of the day (via...
— Spam of the day (via...
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
qwantz
Apr 18th
“Gov. Palin told us everything — everything except the...”
— McCain ‘08 VP-vetter...
— McCain ‘08 VP-vetter...
Apr 17th
“There are going to be Bengal tigers and Asian elephants and...”
— Mike Bloomberg, on the circus
— Mike Bloomberg, on the circus
Apr 17th
“If you put public policy issues to a religious test, you...”
— McCain ‘08 mgr. Steve...
— McCain ‘08 mgr. Steve...
Apr 17th
“And so we did something in the midst of an economic downturn...”
— Vice President Biden, on how...
— Vice President Biden, on how...
Apr 17th
“The left, frankly, needs to shut up.”
— CNN’s Roland Martin, on...
— CNN’s Roland Martin, on...
Apr 17th
“He said something, some little obscenity, and then he threw...”
— Ex-Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN),...
— Ex-Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN),...
Apr 17th
- Now 4/9 4/2 3/26 3/19 3/12 B. Obama 69%/27% 68%/29% 67%/30%...
Apr 17th
Sergeant Who Smeared Fellow Soldier, New...
Apr 17th
“I got a 42-year-old son. I love him. … But the reason...”
— 62-year-old NC state Rep. Bill...
— 62-year-old NC state Rep. Bill...
Apr 17th
“[Drinking] gobs of water, water, water - the pure, clean DC...”
— Marion Berry, on keeping his...
— Marion Berry, on keeping his...
Apr 17th
“I can’t say it any clearer: I will be helping Chris...”
— Barack Obama, on Dodd’s...
— Barack Obama, on Dodd’s...
Apr 17th
Fox News: Anchors Use Tea Parties as Platform...
Apr 16th
george will does NOT approve of michael steele’s...
Apr 16th
“I understand that. He can still turn it off.”
— NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg (I),...
— NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg (I),...
Apr 16th
“$845.00”
— Roland Burris’...
— Roland Burris’...
Apr 16th
george will does NOT wear denim!
Apr 16th
George Will Is an Awesomely Pretentious...
Apr 16th
Which Comes Closest To Your Opinion Of Obama?
Like him personally, like his policies ...
Apr 16th
“Let me get this straight. To protest wasteful spending, you...”
— Jon Stewart
— Jon Stewart
Apr 16th
“It’s time to stop the craziness.”
— TX resident Becky Hanshaw,...
— TX resident Becky Hanshaw,...
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Capitol Words, making the most of the...
Apr 16th
“I totally understand O.J. I get it.”
— Hulk Hogan, on double murder
— Hulk Hogan, on double murder
Apr 16th
“By the time he started pulling his pants down, I …...”
— Ron Paul, on his interview...
— Ron Paul, on his interview...
Apr 16th
“The most important thing the American people do is they get...”
— Alan Keyes, on what to do...
— Alan Keyes, on what to do...
Apr 16th
“Swiss guards search the hell out of me. Im pissed, Im with...”
— NM Gov. Bill...
— NM Gov. Bill...
Apr 15th
Protesters' Plan to Dump Tea Is Prohibited
Apr 15th
CNN Shreds Tax Protesters
Apr 15th
Where money goes
Apr 15th
“Be wary of anyone with a camera asking you if you are a...”
— FreedomWorks, advising...
— FreedomWorks, advising...
Apr 15th
Watch
Apr 15th
“As we saw last week, you don’t necessarily need a...”
— Defense Secretary Gates,...
— Defense Secretary Gates,...
Apr 15th
VADM/Congressman Sestak to take lead on DADT...
Apr 15th
“You come on my show, I’ll go on your Twitter, or...”
— CNN’s Larry King, on...
— CNN’s Larry King, on...
Apr 15th
“Who would have guessed that on top of everything else, our...”
— Jimmy Kimmel
— Jimmy Kimmel
Apr 15th
“We’re making love.”
— George Stephanopoulos, to his...
— George Stephanopoulos, to his...
Apr 15th
me: AMERICA -- FUCK YEAH
me: It took only three remarkable shots — one each by snipers firing from a distance at dusk, using night-vision scopes.
me: COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY NOW
me: yeah and our muslim terrorist president showed no remorse ordering his fellow muslim terrorist kin taken out
ImageMan: THEY WERE SUNNI
ImageMan: OUR PRESIDENT IS SHIITE
ImageMan: GOD YOU ARE STUPID
me: It took only three remarkable shots — one each by snipers firing from a distance at dusk, using night-vision scopes.
me: COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY NOW
me: yeah and our muslim terrorist president showed no remorse ordering his fellow muslim terrorist kin taken out
ImageMan: THEY WERE SUNNI
ImageMan: OUR PRESIDENT IS SHIITE
ImageMan: GOD YOU ARE STUPID
Apr 13th
“The real heroes are the Navy, the Seals, those who have...”
— Capt. Richard Phillips,...
— Capt. Richard Phillips,...
Apr 13th
“The very same Republican congressmen who were denouncing the...”
— Paul Krugman
— Paul Krugman
Apr 13th
“Anacostia, the future haven of beauty, will in the next...”
— Some white kid in a 1938 class...
— Some white kid in a 1938 class...
Apr 13th
married to the sea
Apr 13th
Deep Thought
Wikipedia: “[The two lawyers] undertook a detailed quantitative study of crime reporting in...
Apr 11th
“Fresh foods grown conventionally are wholesome and flavorful...”
— The Mid America CropLife...
— The Mid America CropLife...
Apr 10th
best ad ever
Apr 10th
get it? brewing?
Apr 10th
Zac: "Life's too short, and that's a perfect example of it right there," Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain, 23, said. "He was just driving home after the game, and he's not going to the ballpark the next day. It's pretty unfathomable."
fucking retard
"Here is a statement of the obvious. Here is an example of the obvious. I can't understand that."
me: hahahahahaha
fucking retard
"Here is a statement of the obvious. Here is an example of the obvious. I can't understand that."
me: hahahahahaha
Apr 9th
No Return To Protectionism, and Other...
Do You See Foreign Trade More As An Opportunity For Economic Growth Through Increased U.S. Exports,...
Apr 9th
Stewart Lampoons Defense Spending Imbroglio
Apr 9th
Wikipedia for Spies: The CIA Discovers Web...
Apr 9th
Santorum: Obama vs. United States...
Apr 9th
“Is Obama afraid of the word ‘Jesus’? I’m...”
— Chuck Norris blast email
— Chuck Norris blast email
Apr 9th
“I was trying to get meth cooks to Kansas.”
— Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO),...
— Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO),...
Apr 9th
“Of course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But...”
— Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi,...
— Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi,...
Apr 9th
Apr 8th
“Raise the bridge! I have an erection!”
— Roger Ebert, to Bill...
— Roger Ebert, to Bill...
Apr 8th
TV Newsmen Sad As Hell, and Not Going to Take...
Apr 8th
WV delegates eat doughnuts, biscuts, then...
Apr 8th
“We only have 30 seconds. Do you think they have power but...”
— Larry King, asking Speaker...
— Larry King, asking Speaker...
Apr 8th
“Great meetings in Hanoi, Vietnam — visited the...”
— John McCain, twittering.
— John McCain, twittering.
Apr 8th
Hotline Last Call
???OVERSERVED??? GM’s increasing desperation. SHOT … “I like watching cheesy TV...
Apr 7th
“Could you help a brother out? No more national conventions...”
— Michael Steele, on how the GOP...
— Michael Steele, on how the GOP...
Apr 7th
Regardless Of How You Usually Vote, Who Do You Think Is More Likely To Make The Right Decisions...
Apr 7th
'Kumar' Leaves House to Work for President...
Apr 7th
Pentagon Chief Calls For Cuts; Congress Opens...
Apr 7th
Gates: Champion Of Our Troops
Apr 7th
Drudge a bit over the top today
G20 MOVES WORLD STEP CLOSER TO GLOBAL CURRENCY… SOROS SEES END OF DOLLAR AS DOMINATE… ...
Apr 7th
“What people have always said about me is that I’m more...”
— Allen Stanford, being awesome....
— Allen Stanford, being awesome....
Apr 6th
“He’s like a fictional character, but he’s real.”
— Bob Dylan, on Obama. This...
— Bob Dylan, on Obama. This...
Apr 6th
“I know, because I am one of them.”
— Barack Obama, on Muslims. Just...
— Barack Obama, on Muslims. Just...
Apr 6th
“ER is off the air after 15 years… that’s what you get with...”
— Stephen Colbert (via...
— Stephen Colbert (via...
Apr 6th
“Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a...”
— New York Times executive...
— New York Times executive...
Apr 3rd
Bruno trailer. Brilliant.
Apr 3rd
“It was a mutual and spontaneous display of affection and...”
— The British Royal Press...
— The British Royal Press...
Apr 2nd
After MTV’s Tila Tequila “read somewhere”...
Apr 2nd
“Looks like you got up late and decided that, you know,...”
— House Min. Leader John...
— House Min. Leader John...
Apr 2nd
“I’m the Malcolm X of childhood education.”
— Newark Mayor Cory Booker (D),...
— Newark Mayor Cory Booker (D),...
Apr 2nd
“All I have to say about the campaign is it was awesome,...”
— Todd Palin, intelligently...
— Todd Palin, intelligently...
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
“It’s my obligation to talk to everyone.”
— NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg (I),...
— NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg (I),...
Apr 1st
ahhahahahah
Apr 1st
Holder Overrode Ruling That D.C. Vote Bill Is...
Apr 1st
“Boy did we miss the curve on that one.”
— Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), on the...
— Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), on the...
Apr 1st
Lollerskates
During a recent meeting in Sen. Dick Durbin’s (D-IL) office, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)...
Apr 1st