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- Now 7/23 7/16 7/9 7/2 6/25 B. Obama 62%/36% 61%/36% 62%/35%...

Jul 31st

Jul 31st

“When he’s not arresting you, Sergeant Crowley is a...”
— The arrested black Harvard...

Jul 31st

“28%”
— The number of Republicans who...

Jul 31st

“He confessed before the world that he committed fornication...”
— Some commenter, on a Saudi guy...

Jul 30th

“I think there’s three parties out there right now, the...”
— Chris Matthews

Jul 30th

Jul 30th

A Man's Home Is His Constitutional Castle

Jul 29th

Undercover cops arrest undercover cop

Jul 29th

House Subcommittee Mulls Python Limits (sub....

Jul 29th

“I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people....”
— Glenn Beck, not quite Kanye...

Jul 29th

TN state Sen. Paul Stanley (R) has “resigned”...

Jul 29th

Watch

alcaniglia: “The best commentary I have seen on the whole Gates incident.” this is...

Jul 29th

fuck tha police

Jul 29th

“25 percent of my people believe the Pentagon and Rumsfeld...”
— Collin Peterson (D-MN07)

Jul 28th

Obama's original birth certificate still...

Jul 28th

“You have anger. You have accusations. You have name-calling....”
— Dave Letterman, on the beer...

Jul 28th

Jul 28th

“We got too many Jim DeMints and Tom Coburns. It’s the...”
— Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH),...

Jul 28th

Jul 24th

“Would you translate… I said, ‘You had to bring...”
— Joe Biden, normalizing...

Jul 24th

- Now 7/16 7/9 7/2 6/25 6/18 B. Obama 61%/36% 62%/35% 61%/34%...

Jul 24th

“There’s two things I do with those armadillos. One of...”
— Tom Coburn, on how armadillos...

Jul 23rd

For the record

alcaniglia: Under international law and American law, anyone born on US soil is a natural born...

Jul 23rd

“I’m not against the president. I appreciate him, but I...”
— Jim DeMint

Jul 23rd

Jul 23rd

For the record

alcaniglia: Even if Barack Obama was born in Kenya or some other non-US place, he would still be a...

Jul 23rd

“We’re not going to cry emergency every time we have a...”
— Rep Marsha Blackburn (R-TN),...

Jul 23rd

!!!

Jul 22nd

“Any guidance from Rahm? No, but he did call me twice during...”
— Harry Reid, on health care

Jul 22nd

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Although “very few members were familiar with” the original song, GOPers at...

Jul 21st

“No one has ever gotten re-elected where the bumper sticker...”
— Barney Frank

Jul 21st

“For people who want a president to look great in tight...”
— Barack Obama

Jul 21st

Jul 20th

randomonium: New York Times (1857-Current file); Jul 17,...

Jul 20th

randomonium: THE LITTLE GOOGLE MAPS MAN IS A SPACE MAN...

Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

“What do you mean by individual requirement?”
— Michael Steele, on health...

Jul 20th

“RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $351,807 FOR ‘REPLACE AND...”
— Drudge, being awesome

Jul 20th

“That’s the way it is.”
— Walter Cronkite, dead.

Jul 18th

Andrew: http://www1.cbsd.org/schools/gayman/Pages/Default.aspx
me: hahahahah "A great place to grow!"
Andrew: you know whats funny about that school
look at its location
for a clue
me: i dont get it
pike?
Andrew: i went there
me: hhahah
UR A GAY MAN
Andrew: i was a mustang
thanks
me: so was i
Andrew: a gayman mustang?
me: just a mustang
Principal - Brian Finger
hahahaha

Jul 17th

- Now 7/9 7/2 6/25 6/18 6/11 B. Obama 62%/35% 61%/34% 63%/32%...

Jul 17th

Watch

skip to 3:10

Jul 17th

Naked man wasn't robbed, just hot

Jul 17th

“Joe the Plumber — you can quote me — is a...”
— Meghan McCain (Out).

Jul 17th

“Damn it. I want to be given the respect that I gave you.”
— Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE), after...

Jul 16th

Who Do You Trust Most To Make Sure All Americans Have Access To Quality Health Care? B. Obama ...

Jul 16th

Note That This Poll Is In North Carolina...

WH ‘12 General Election Matchup - All Men Wom Dem GOP Ind Wht Blk B. Obama 49%...

Jul 16th

“Who are those people and why are they so excited about Jon...”
— FNC host Megyn Kelly,...

Jul 15th

The line for today’s annual “Capitol Hill Veggie...

Jul 15th

“Didn’t the White House prepare you for that?”
— Sen. Al Franken to Sotomayor,...

Jul 15th

“You all think it is inappropriate to hire a girlfriend. I...”
— Ex-DC Mayor Marion Barry (D),...

Jul 15th

me: Nine shark attack victims will be on Capitol Hill today, lending "their unique voices" to the Shark Conservation Act, "which would prohibit the removal of shark fins at sea" (Wake-Up Call! sources).
Zac: "Look, we have more reason than anyone to hate sharks. Jim here lost a nut to some fucking fish still swimming freely in open waters. It's probably off the Ivory Coast by now. Anyway, we aren't mad at them. We want to protect them. Fish are people too."

Jul 15th

hes no bush

Jul 15th

“My plan is to say, ‘Ya’ll come!’ I got the...”
— Michael Steele, on bringing...

Jul 15th

“I love those folks who helped get us in this mess, and...”
— President Obama

Jul 15th

“People always say I have the ability to turn people on.”
— Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA),...

Jul 14th

“Yeah.”
— Bill Clinton, asked if he...

Jul 14th

sotomayor hearings hahahha

Jul 14th

retards

Jul 14th

House ‘10 General Election Matchup - All Men Wom Dem GOP Ind Wht Blk His Oth...

Jul 13th

“Do you know this guy? I am running for US Senate and he...”
— A SEN candidate, responding to...

Jul 13th

Jul 13th

“When the Constitution was drafted, they did not have Dave...”
— House Financial Services...

Jul 9th

Jul 9th

Disconcerting

Dustin: A group of 26 AIDS activists chained themselves to each other in the Capitol Rotunda on Thursday morning, startling visitors, shutting down the landmark area and prompting their arrest by Capitol Police.
me: owned
Dustin: how do you get chains into the capitol?

Jul 9th

“God never intended for us to do this. I walked away from Him...”
— John Ensign, in a letter to...

Jul 9th

“Our Judeo-Christian heritage is an essential foundation...”
— Steve King (R-IA5) on why he...

Jul 9th

“Donna, you don’t have to answer your home phone but...”
— Ex-DC Mayor Marion Barry, in a...

Jul 9th

“A team of 12 experienced climbers” from...

Jul 8th

“He’s extremely smart. He’s Harvard-educated. He...”
— Senate Majority Leader Reid,...

Jul 8th

Everyone's Out To Get You

“I worry less about Sarah Palin and more about what her core of support will do to the...

Jul 8th

“There was concern that a lot of kids would change the...”
— A private Philadelphia swim...

Jul 8th

“Please end your comments.”
— The teleprompter for Rep....

Jul 8th

“It’s all good. It teaches these kids to work extremely...”
— Sarah Palin, on fishing

Jul 7th

Franken “revealed” himself to be “a...

Jul 7th

“We can’t predict the next fish run, much less...”
— AK Gov. Sarah Palin (R), on...

Jul 7th

“A man of today.”
— President Obama, on Prime...

Jul 7th

Fav/Unfav - Now 6/25 6/18 6/11 6/4 5/28 B. Obama 63%/32% 62%/32%...

Jul 6th

Watch

Jul 6th

“Goddamn. I swear to Christ, that’s my favorite...”
— Ex-Rep. Bill Jefferson (D-LA),...

Jul 6th

Jul 6th

so macnamara finally kicked it

Jul 6th

“We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different...”
— Sarah Palin, on quitting

Jul 3rd

god hates fags!

Jul 3rd

superpoop

Jul 3rd

“Underwriting Opportunity: An evening with the right people...”
— A Washington Post flier,...

Jul 2nd

Wisconsin is Awesome

Jul 2nd

As he played with Tiger Woods and Tony Romo at the AT&T...

Jul 2nd

Not A Fan Of This Bush-Esque Shit

Jul 2nd

superpoop

Jul 2nd

HOT HOT HOTTIE

Jul 1st

Jul 1st

Jul 1st