January 2011
“I have to let them eat.”
– Newark Mayor Cory Booker (D), explaining why plow trucks were parked in front of McDonalds instead of plowing roads
House Judiciary Committee's Current Focus: Some... →
“I sat with Jim DeMint, Sen. DeMint. He and I are pretty far apart politically,...”
– Sen. Mark Udall, D-CO, on State of the Union seating.
Fox News dominates in SOTU cable ratings →
Fox News dominates cable networks, that is — roughly 5M to CNN’s 3M and MSNBC’s 2.5M. But the real story here is that cable combined had 10.5M viewers and the overall viewership of the speech was 42.8M. Cable news is there and all, but it’s absolutely nothing like network, even in 2011.
Dennis Kucinich sues cafeteria over olive pit →
“They’re rubbing it in.”
– Obama, after being gifted a Packers jersey upon arriving in Green Bay yesterday
In Nuclear Silos, Death Wears a Snuggie →
“I just don’t like Slater.”
– A man, allegedly, after smashing a framed photo of AC Slater hanging over a urinal in a bar. Epic.
Male model: I castrated journalist to rid him of... →
“My son was not Carlos Castro’s lover,” Seabra’s mother, OdÃlia Pereirinha, told a Portuguese TV station. “From the beginning, he never hid his sexuality, which is heterosexual.”
