December 2011
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“I think it’s more like Lucille Ball at the chocolate factory.”
– Mitt Romney, on Gingrich comparing his failure to appear on the ballot in Virginia to Pearl Harbor. “You’ve got to get it organized.”
“I don’t see any scenario where we’re not the nominee.”
– An unnamed senior Romney advisor
"Space ball" drops on Namibia →
“A skinny, ghetto crackhead.”
– L Brent Bozell, of the Family Research Council, on what our president looks like
On Behalf Of All Gays, Man “Apologizes” For... →
“Why not do the right thing for the American people - even though it’s not...”
– John Boehner, caving on the payroll tax
“You’re walking out, you’re walking away, just as so many Republicans have walked...”
– Steny Hoyer, shouting after the R serving as presiding officer after he gavelled the session to a close and left when Hoyer and Chris Van Hollen tried to bring the House out of a pro forma session to force a vote on the 2-month payroll extension. Awesome.
“I asked him if he’s elected, how does he plan to engage gay Americans. How are...”
– Gay Iowan Scott Arnold, on his conversation with Newt Gingrich
“I’m going home. Y’all can stare at each other and scream at each...”
– Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO), on the House floor
U.S. Rep Noem close to earning college degree →
Tucker Carlson wins bid for dinner with Bill Ayers →
Best headline list ever (Korean Central News...
Idea and Exploits of Kim Jong Il Are Immortal
Schoolchildren Mourn Demise of Kim Jong Il
We Are under Respected Kim Jong Un
Korean People Fully Determined to Win Final Victory under Leadership of Kim Jong Un
Korean People Overcome with Grief (1)
Pyongyangites Call Kim Jong Il in Chocking Voices
KPA Servicepersons and People of DPRK Vow to Remain True to Leadership of Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong Il Will Always Live
Pyongyang Overwhelmed with Grief at Demise of Kim Jong Il
National Funeral Committee Formed
Notice of National Funeral Committee
Medical Analysis of Kim Jong Il′s Demise
Notice to All Party Members, Servicepersons and People
Kim Jong Il Passes Away
Important Notice to Be Released
See you in hell →
The Central Committee and the Central Military Commission of the Workers’ Party of Korea, the National Defence Commission of the DPRK, the Presidium of the Supreme People’s Assembly and the Cabinet of the DPRK notify with bitterest grief to all the party members, servicepersons and people of the DPRK that Kim Jong Il, general secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea,...
“I like him. I admire a guy who never forgets a slight.”
– Neil Cavuto on Donald Trump
“I’d probably want to go and vomit.”
– John Dingell, on if 20-years-ago John Dingell were transported into this Congress
“He’s been consistent since he changed his mind.”
– Christine O’Donnell, on why she endorsed Romney
“It’d be hard to describe Newt as not conservative. I’m not sure he’s...”
– Boehner, mastering the art of faint praise
“This is not the 1990s. The ‘Mediscare’ is not working and we should...”
– Paul Ryan, on how Republicans shouldn’t be afraid to campaign on ending Medicare
Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men’s... →
“Saturday night? I don’t think so.”
– John Boehner, on whether he watched the debate.
CBO: The US Federal Budget [infographic] →
“Millionaire job creators are like unicorn. They are impossible to find and...”
– Harry Reid
“I had the opportunity, it’ll be twenty-five years ago this coming May, to be the...”
– Barney Frank on Rachel Maddow just now (via sleeplessinsouthie)
“I’m not growing a beard. I’m just tired of shaving.”
– Tom Coburn being awesome
“Our girls are not allowed to do that in our house. They have to wait for the...”
– Michele Bachmann, on how she won’t even let her daughters ask boys to prom
“I held public office and left the only way a person should, in handcuffs.”
– UFC fighter Chael Sonnen, the best promo in sports.
“He was really good at the ideas train; not really good at the railroad of...”
– Lindsey Graham, on Newt Gingrich. Who by the way said during the Defense Authorization detainee debate, “I’m an all of the above kind of guy.” So good.
“You have to give the Republicans credit — they act upon their beliefs.”
– Nancy Pelosi. “And they do not believe in a government role in clean air, clean water, food safety, public safety, public education, public health, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security. They don’t believe in that. And they act upon that. But they fudge it when they go out to public.”
“If I say, ‘no I’m not attracted to boys,’ that’s not the...”
– Jerry Sandusky